Today, I snuck out of the house for a night on the town. When I got back, I found all the doors and windows bolted shut. My sister's laughing face at my bedroom window suggests I'll be spending the rest of the night outside. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, my overprotective dad bolted all of my windows shut so that I don't turn out like my sister and sneak out or sneak boys in. FML
Today, I stepped outdoors for a minute. The wind blew the door shut, locking me outside. I've spent the last two hours pounding frantically on the windows, trying to wake my 4 year old son who is inside. I can see him sleeping soundly on the couch. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. After assessing the loss, I saw a taunting note on the fridge saying, "Locks work best when the door's SHUT." My housekeeper had apparently left the door wide open. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML
Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML
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Top comments
btstig 11
Swap her birth control with tic tacs.
zoPwNAgEzo 21
What the ****? What kind of sister would do that? At least you've got a reason for payback, OP
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Comments (98)
zoPwNAgEzo 21
What the ****? What kind of sister would do that? At least you've got a reason for payback, OP
Calyx_fml 22
At least... Is anyone else sick of this meme yet?
Trisha_aus 15
That's something I would do to my little brother, **** sauce happy sleeping out :)
calikate0821 4
That's why you staple or nail her bra and underwear to the front door or garage when she comes home from a date.
CaramelMacchiato 13
I'm not gonna lie, this sounds like something I'd do to my older brothers >:D But after a while, I'd let 'em back in. I'm evil, but not THAT evil!
william8691 10
They mostly come at night mostly...
MitChell127 5
37- That quote didn't have any connection to these comments.
Quidikic 9
12- What???
Streeet_hayley 6
You know you have alot of time on your hands when.
buck33 14
12 - It's not a meme. It's a figure of speech. I'm sure people said "at least..." before anyone even knew what a meme was.
trollcrusher 17
36- I mostly failed to see how your comment was mostly in context... Mostly.
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
16 - **** sauce? This is the first time I've seen those two words in the same sentence.
bioboy725 10
**** sauce was the op's username.
skullofdarkness 18
What, there are sisters kind enough not to do that?! O_o
paperroll880 16
Ugh! I'm so glad I don't have a sister like that
onlychildFTW 34
This is another reason being an only child is awesome. Only child FTW!!!
btstig 11
Swap her birth control with tic tacs.
kevin7879 0
well then you got a asshole sister with kids
btstig 11
Then you can get the kid all hyped up on candy and shit before bedtime.
Inheritance 10
Hah reminds me of the episode that Bart wanted a brother so he swapped his moms birth control with tic tacs. Good times.
CookieGirl4ever 13
3's picture makes me wonder if this happened to him. Lol
Andalicous421 1
Hahaha that's a great prank for the future on my bitchy sister!!:)
skullofdarkness 18
But before asshole sister with kids, you'll have PREGNANT asshole sister... Scary thought...
emmas03 0
time to find a cosy shed
reddudeover 2
4 - But there might be jumping spiders in there!
ebonyirony 29
Stay out of Fluttershys shed.
NeatNit 33
Break a window?
auzz1_pride 9
Holy shit you're so right! It's not like a brand new window costs a lot considering Ops family is made of money.
kittenvks 11
You know 50, it's unfair. I wish that I were also born to a family made of money...lucky OP...
BulldogHoops 14
Nothing says "sneaking out", "stealth", and "getting away with it" like the sound of shattered glass at night.
nerdywhiteguy 4
Get sweet revenge not today not Tommorow but soon very soon
mvems 13
Aren't sisters supposed to be partners in crime? No? Well then, revenge is a dish best served cold.
TheVelocirabbit 10
Then I guess revenge=ice cream. Or is it a Popsicle?
MrSassypants 34
It's a dish. It even says it is a dish.
TheVelocirabbit 10
I know, I failed. (? `?`)?/-----/ Even my emoticons fail.
hahasooo 2
who ever said the OP is a girl?
luckyd880 12
No one insinuated that op is a girl. It clearly shows the male symbol next to the fml.
Rowdey 10
Nobody.. Edit: Ah, you beat me to it 42.
Rowdey 10
Ahh, you beat me to it 42 Edit: DAMNNN THIS APPP!!!!
EyesofStone 27
40 probably got confused because 7 said "sisters," implying that OP was female as well.
TheVelocirabbit 10
Kick open the door and jump roll in in slow motion. It has always worked for me.
CaramelMacchiato 13
But then OP's parents would hear and that would defeat the purpose of 'sneaking out'. I love your profile picture, though! :)
TheVelocirabbit 10
The magical thing with slow-motion is the fact that you're going so slow that you can only hear a faint sound of wind. Hehe, thank you >u< I like yours too. That outfit is adorable.
kittenvks 11
Or OP could simply say he felt queasy and stepped outside for some fresh air and that CRAZY BITCH (that's how I'd put it) locked him out and said she'd tell their parents he was sneaking out all because he wouldn't give her the last Oreo (or something similar) ... A lot of parents would fall for that, and revenge would be had. Though I still think it's a YDI because OP shouldn't have been sneaking out any way
TheVelocirabbit 10
Or OP could have called Chuck Norris to settle things. Problem solved o(•u•)o
SarcasticUnicorn 9
66 - If he was out then he was probably dressed nicely or casually or whatever. His parents would be a little suspicious if he actually got dressed in regular clothes at night, just for fresh air.
reddudeover 2
Judging by your name I'm guessing these activities were completely wholesome.
NoahEibon 11
Oh yeah ;)
NoahEibon 11
Oh yeah ;)
lottie333 0
pervert much...
kevin7879 0
what an asshole break her stuff
MrSassypants 34
That would make OP an asshole too, Kevin.
TallMist 32
Where's Judy, Kevin?! (fRed reference for those who dont get it)