Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML
Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at my son's school parked, and the driver got out. I basically leaned on my horn and gave her every dirty look in the book. She said nothing but stared at me as she opened the back of her van to unload her child's wheelchair. I'm an asshole. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, a woman maced me from her car window because I was approaching her in a menacing, rapist kind of way. She never happened to consider that my car was in the parking spot right next to hers. She didn’t apologise, just said it was my fault for looking like a rapist, and drove away leaving me half blind. FML
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Trace01m 11
You could always throw the glovebox open and reach in. Seems to scare people when I do it :)
unidentified_sta 5
Should have looked her in the eyes and fapped, that would have shown her.
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Comments (126)
Ali_Br_fml 33
Wow, what a turd. And um if you're in the passenger's seat, you are not going to be able to drive.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
women drivers... sheesh
mfmylifesrsly 30
good job captain obvious!
KiddNYC1O 22
LOL. I was thinking the same, #17.
fakeaccountX 6
Women drivers...
zkchild 0
Should of got out and started pushing to show your trying.
laurabelle 0
why the f did op beep out f***king and not bitch?
ClickMyPicture 0
Asian women driver im guessing?
Ali_Br_fml 33
that's my nickname, didn't you know? I was just thinking that it's quite obvious that she wasn't driving, and probably wasn't allowed to do so, so the driver of the other vehicle should not have yelled at or cursed out Op. but I don't think op's life is really effed because she got cursed out...
ChibiChibi_fml 28
@58 They did it that way because bitch isn't considered as offensive as F**cking is. I mean consider the fact that they say bitch on (American) television all the time but they aren't allowed to say the other one. It is just the bizarre world we live in.
Bekll 31
Should HAVE gotTEN out and started pushing to show your'RE trying.
zkchild 0
Hey I said something similar. That's cool I like the way you think.
BiggerThenUrs 0
...canadiens.. nuff said.
stephanie0613 0
76, your comment was so long and pointless ir was a waste of time all you said was blah blah blah blah blah, and pretty much said nothing. Ugh
SChew 6
96 YOU'RE
slush11 3
ef me that's hilarious!
Bekll 31
108, right. Darn iPhone...
MasterE56 4
you should have got out and beat her ass!
dave04045 1
women....
machiko_fml 0
You should have called her stupid and blind if she couldn't see that no one was driving.
Mauskau 36
What happened to your mouth? Did you have a stroke or something?
ooooooooooooh 4
wow you're a bitch
matt692009 0
Agreed with 39
iSitt 0
she was angry and wanted to lash out no matter what the logic. Same in politics.
chrissimmons 0
hey 37 what happened to your eyes???? got eaten by a shark???
naximus93 0
102, you win
xShannonxSammyx 7
You should have run her over!
unidentified_sta 5
Should have looked her in the eyes and fapped, that would have shown her.
zkchild 0
Win
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
Leave Britney alone!!!!! sorry your picture reminded me of it.
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
Disregard that comment.
spazyman 0
fapping solves everything.
WhiiT3TiGeR 0
Ha fail.
Sweetpea137 0
thats not a white tiger thats a snow leopard
Molkerei 0
31 is right 7 I believe it is you who failed good day sir.
scotty2hottie48 0
Haha #31 epic win
Somemadbloke1 1
just ignore her, the world is full of horrible ugly women who are so angry about looking like trolls that they take it out on others
Flammin8 0
isn't that an understatement..
honeybunches88 5
Being a girl myself, I would love to argue with this statement. Unfortunately, women are frequently nasty when they have no right to be, then use the excuse of "being a woman" to get away with it.
threer 30
I somehow doubt mean women are angry because they're ugly. Just shut the **** up, sexist asshole. The FML had nothing to do with gender.
tigrouficele2012 44
Maybe she's from a place where the steering wheel is on the other side. One more reason to learn national customs before going to another country...
tikimuppet 11
i would have just laughed if some stupid woman did that to me
a_girl_i_know 0
Some people are just plain crazy and bitter.