Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Beep beep
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Classic scam
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Coming through!
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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KBear3109 29
Never startle a distracted driver, YDI.
paperroll880 16
Hahah... Should've known better
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3040evan 2
You Sir Are An Idiot
Nitrogenica 6
is it not illegal where you are? in Australia if you so much as grab your phone you can be booked. because we don't care about your shit. pull over if you need to make or take a ******* call.
aJaguarinRed 9
I'll give you a hint. Even EMS providers won't dare try to honk at drivers too distracted to move out of the way. Just try to get past them. Then feel blessed you aren't going to be the one who she careens into.
snafu63 0
You are an idiot. You honestly believe everyone talking on a phone while driving is going to kill someone? some people can multitask. ydi
Timmeeh 17
I assume you're the guy who also says "I drive better when I'm drunk!" Talking on a phone impairs your concentration to the equivalent of about 0.08% blood alcohol content. Go read the research by Strayer et al; it's over 5 years old, frankly I'm amazed anyone still thinks that driving while talking on a phone is safe.
snafu63 0
no I don't say I drive better drunk. but that statistic is ridiculous, I'm not saying talking on the phone while driving isn't distracting to some people but it isn't for everyone.
Timmeeh 17
Well let's play this intelligently; I've provided a peer reviewed (and accepted) source, to which I can find no addendums for someone who's just super duper great at concentrating. So, excuse my scepticism over your anecdotal evidence, but I'm hoping you can provide some research of reasonable providence that goes the other way and demonstrates that even a small fraction of people are indeed higher beings, capable of incredible feats of concentration, unaffected by the distractions which cripple we weaker mortals. Frankly, you're full of it, as is anyone who thinks they're infallible in this scenario. You may like to think you're safe, that you're somehow different, better than everyone else; that's practically the drink-driver's credo, but it only takes someone saying something thought-provoking on the other end of the phone causing a half second loss of concentration which coincides with a child stepping out, or an emergency stop ahead of you and you've caused an unnecessary accident. If you drive while talking on a phone you endanger lives which need not be endangered; it really is that simple.
Neatfellen 0
and if u blare your horn at someone needlessly and arent paying attention to where your going your a hazard too
jfarrow9703 11
**** the bitch and her phone and **** all you rubberneckers to stupid *****
Ncbaby2012_fml 3
Fail
Ncbaby2012_fml 3
Fail
missnuthin 10
lol! hope she has insurance!
lmfb07 0
How dumb can you get? Apparently pretty dumb. If YOU could control yourself none of this would be happening. Read these comments and take it to heart
Sanch101 7
Take heart there there are a load of dumbasses who think honking a horn (a legal action in the context) is worse than talking on a cellphone (an illegal action proven to be dangerous by scientific studies)?
Neatfellen 0
352 - honking a horn in "this contex" was illegal u dumb ass. it was not an emergency and it was not a immediate threat to ne one. therefore since it wasnt an emergency the horn honk was, guess what, ILLEGAL! it distracted her more than she was and anyone else that was driving around them hes lucky he didnt cause more than just one accident
Akkuze 9
It isn't illegal everywhere you idiot! (hmm, haven't I read that somewhere before?) This FML is from the UK where, if another road user poses a danger, that is an acceptable reason. As using the phone whilst driving is banned in the UK due to the dangers it was decided that caused, then it could be argued that this was an acceptable reason. (The world is bigger than just Wisconsin you know...)
Neatfellen 0
posing a danger would have been her swerving all over the road and putting others in danger which he did not say she was doing. he never said she wasnt looking where she was going while talking on the phone ass hole. therefore since she wasnt going to hit someone until he blared his horn its his own dam fault and he got what he deserved. yeah world is bigger than WI, bigger than UK too retard.
Neatfellen 0
also, again, u sound like a dumb ass sayin whilst all the ****** time.
Akkuze 9
The world is indeed bigger than the UK... This FML is specifically related to the fact it's based in the UK however. Perhaps you should ask someone to read my comments to you very slowly so that you understand as you appear to struggle with the reading and understanding aspect on your own. (Perhaps you're trying to read on your phone whilst driving?)
bsmith9942 11
Seriously? Would be murderers? You can talk on your cellphone and be totally aware of your surroundings. As long as you're looking at the road you are fine. Try not being a drama queen! Mind your own business. YDI
Timmeeh 17
Actually, pretty much all research into the field shows that you can't. Over a 1 year period (2009) in the US, 20% of all road fatalities were deemed to be caused by people talking on their phones. Peer reviewed research indicated that talking on a phone while driving adjusts your concentration to roughly that of someone who's blood alcohol is 0.08%. Furthermore, in the OP's country, driving while talking on a phone IS illegal without some form of hands free device (all but a very small number of cars are manual; both hands are needed to steer while changing gears).