Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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Top comments
KBear3109 29
Never startle a distracted driver, YDI.
paperroll880 16
Hahah... Should've known better
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Comments (469)
Notanaccount 2
If it was me driving I probably woulda sped up got infront of you and hit my brakes but thats because I despise self righteous ***** like you op
MissPuppettear 0
Wow... Well in this situation you're the "would be murderer" because you distracted someone driving....and you sound pretty stupid considering the fact that you honked your horn at someone driving.
rkzemke 3
Yeah... Not a good idea.
TheFatUnicorns 3
Good. Because if she could crash into somebody and lose control of her car from a simple car horn, she could easily kill somebody if she's not focused. Hopefully, this would make her more aware of her stupidity. You could possibly have saved a life. Sucks for your car though- good luck with that.
JacobClay_XP 1
Whaaaaaaaaat did you learn?
yellowtail93 5
You need to chill.
DohIMissed 6
Both a FML and a YDI. FYL because the woman was talking and driving, but YDI more for honking your horn instead of just calling your cops.
hiandrews69 29
Your solution is for the op to get on his cell phone and call the cops to report another person on their cell phone? You're just as stupid as the woman on her phone.
Sir_Swaggington 6
What a ******* idiot. YDI, you don't honk because you're disgusted.
hiandrews69 29
I wish that the people who were calling the op an idiot would realize how stupid they are. The woman was clearly doing something she wasn't supposed to, and could have potentially caused an accident in the future. There are over FIVE MILLION car accidents that occur each year, of which over 90% are related to distracted drivers. If you solve that problem, and punish drivers who drive while distracted (e.g. talking/texting on cell phone, drinking & driving, talking to passengers, etc.) hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of accidents could be prevented. Yet, everyone here seems to be making excuses for this dumb broad.
andrekrivo 20
you didn't deserve That at all!!