Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
Smash the patriarchy!
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Sore loser
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
My feefees
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
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n1c0l3t 0
no honey it's about strength...
fthislyfe 22
OMG i cant believe they finally posted my FML ! im so excited
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Comments (268)
LikeaPRESIDENT 0
don't ruin a guys ego :(
AtomicBryce 0
haha
12dcevin 5
so.... what's the big deal again arm wrestling takes strategy you obviously got it
NYkid2K8 5
Yea the strategy to arm wrestling is have strong arms.
illmatic2 16
Not true. I've beaten guys that are a lot stronger than me.
Infernalnouva 0
You are either insanely strong, boy friends a nerd, or one of y'all isn't the gender you claim to be
darkness4dummies 0
its ok if your boys a weakling as long as hes gonna treat u rite and love you :) but thats cute
xrainbowshadowx 17
He was probably pretending to be weak so that you could win, a lot of guys do that(:
briimariee 1
that happened to me last week.. sad right?
why_R_U_gay 1
#113, we dont hate him, we hate his voice.
magentaballoon15 8
Oh, I hate him AND his voice. He's an asshole and he has and annoying voice. Whats to like?
maggotfoREVer 0
are you selena gomez