Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
How so?
Today, I found out my girlfriend is stronger than me. She has stronger muscles than me, even her biceps, and she has average muscles for a girl. I do find it hot to be honest especially when she pins me in wrestling, but it's still a little embarrassing. FML
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Smash the patriarchy!
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Outclassed
Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Badass
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
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ihateFMLJkxD 0
arm wrestling doesn't prove anything. a fight to the death proves how strong anybody is
ImFreeFalling 0
Well is it wrong for a girl to be stronger than a guy? Quit whining about it.
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Comments (89)
ImFreeFalling 0
Well is it wrong for a girl to be stronger than a guy? Quit whining about it.
shove117 0
ditch the girl. that way you'll be forced to work your arms into shape if you know what I mean.
brootalxkeni 0
****** power!
mka143 0
haha he weeeak girls can be strong tooo(:
alig93 0
it's a guy thing. ex. would you want your boyfriend to be more feminine than you?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Nice one, #4
MrSassypants 34
I agree with 38. Also OP said she thought she was stronger than him. That thought turned to a know.
Thin_Ice_fml 0
Looks like we know who's on top at night XP
ortega_fml 0
shes obviously a lesbian
Elizabeth123654 0
that's what she said
1personinthiswor 0
I'm no stronger than most boys my age, and I take karate and lift weights every day. Then again, I'm not freakishly strong. Is your girlfriend a bodybuilder or what, OP? And does anyone else think of the arm wrestling scene in The Fly whenever they think of arm wrestling? *shudder*
polarbear101 0
Lmao xD
sexybitch92 0
gummie worm arms :)
1personinthiswor 0
105 - I'm a girl. XD
Cannavaro_fml 0
I can understand maybe losing with one arm (not really), but using both arms? Noexcuse.
osellr 0
I like strong girls. my girlfriend is tough as nails and plays rugby. nothin wrong with a strong girl
kiaralove53 0
Guess we know who wears the pants in the relationship. :)
claudio117 12
My bad missed thumbs up and did down sorry
ryanisexy 5
Anys, girls can be stronger and bigger than boys around 12-15 since females enter puberty before boys do
Darraghscoot 0
gym membership?
flickrus 0
#72 hahahaaha but it's true he looks like a tool
Alexx4 0
2*..clothes?
wwerulez14 6
Nice tighty-whiteies. Definitely going to get some girls showing off THAT picture...
J_rockk10 3
Tighty whities? Seriously dude?
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
I lol'ed when I read ur comment and then lmao when I saw ur pic. thx for the entertainment #2
Darraghscoot 0
i probably do need to work out but im only 16 so im sure i can grow up to be big and strong like tizzy some day :).Your welcome 111 thats what i was aiming for with the pic.Yes im trying to impress girls on fml?:L
Froley 0
Try working out more. YDI.
Randomlyscrm13 0
Hahahaha nice...
ihateFMLJkxD 0
arm wrestling doesn't prove anything. a fight to the death proves how strong anybody is
severus_ 0
oli sykes is awesome .
TropicalTulipz 0
lmfao!!! truee :)
Kiill3rQu33n16 0
it's Oli! bmth ftw! :)
severus_ 0
weak boys are cute ;)
SweetnessMallory 0
some are ya
KyleIsSoFine 0
Ha!
0opsie 6
You'd like to hear your boyfriend say, "Baby, can you open this jar for me?"
1personinthiswor 0
Hey, he's not weak weak. He obviously thought he would win, which means he's strong enough to function. He's just not as strong as her.
TiNyBuBbLeZ 0
has it ever occured to you that maybe just maybe that this so called 'he' is a girl
Judus_beej 0
so she can open jars better then you? big deal challenger her to a ladder match and see who comes out on top.
Morgansayshi 0
Gym tan laundry for you!
skeezle 0
haha
ejoyy 0
quit whining girls CAN be just as strong as a guy or even yet stronger so succ it up & start hitting the gym if you want a boost of confidence (:
Darraghscoot 0
no they cant!:P
1personinthiswor 0
40 - Have you ever seen that female bodybuilders thing on Discovery Health? You would be crushed, easily.
Chinnithy 0
Naturally male has higher upper body strength than female.
0opsie 6
@ 113: True, but in cases like this where the girl does weightlifting (I'm assuming) and the boy doesn't even try to work on himself, she could end up passing him in strength.
jjfresh 0
hahaha weak boys are cuteee(:
ohthebloodygore 16
Opinions.
mikuxxhatsune 32
Yeah, just not the annoying ones which think a girl is automatically wealer than a guy.