fthislyfe
United States
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
rebeccacaissie
United States
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
looke27
United States
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today
United States
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
Anonymous
Charlottesville, United States
Smash the patriarchy!
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Anonymous
Picton, Australia
Sore loser
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML
anonymous
Australia
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
Anonymous
My feefees
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
yeah hun i think insects arent animals too
Leipzig, Germany
Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML
taiannalynn5
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
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n1c0l3t 0
no honey it's about strength...
fthislyfe 22
OMG i cant believe they finally posted my FML ! im so excited
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Comments (268)
FlashBurn 13
Don't let him win! He needs incentive to actually try, and stop being a wimp!
mcintosh123 15
he can't be you but he sure can beat his meat
fthislyfe 22
#3: nope, actually he was very excited that he won!
kelixo24 0
either youre really strong or hes really weak
mrtoby 0
thats no fun:/
jerjy1 5
is your boyfriend justin bieber?
TheTwistedOtaku 16
The Bieber jokes are getting kinda old...
Outsider_77 0
you're getting kinda old
icecreammintz 0
no offense but every guy is gona do this until jb is stopped talked about, all of us are jealous, " omg hes so hot" and if any guy says otherwise hes a poser/liar
a_nutritionist 10
speaking for myself, im not jealous. im annoyed. its the same as the twihards. you dont get jealous that these idiots are obsessed with them, you just get annoyed hearing about it, because these morons influence current media. and by morons i mean the fans, the performers are just doing a job.
crzy4life 0
lol....maybe he is
jane_marie 12
if that makes him feel better, go ahead?
somewizdom 15
Are you Rosie O'Donnell?
A7X_LoVeee 10
Rosie! Rosie!
purplepug 0
hence why girls are better ;)
LikeaPRESIDENT 0
if your comment was at the top you would get a shit load of dislikes
rebelsrock 17
how old is he? how old are you? and are u on steroids?