Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to tackle me to the bed when we heard a loud pop. The pop turned out to be him breaking my pinky finger. FML
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intheboot 0
a lesson to remember
agamid 1
whenever my ex used to try and tickle me i'd dig my nails into an exposed piece of flesh until he stopped.
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Comments (118)
MichaelGood 0
just take it :)
IphonFML 6
u have massive ******* ****!!!! :P
MichaelGood 0
I'm 17 n been working out since 13, aggressive bodybuilding since early 16, benching 225 for 23 reps :) max is nearing 345
IphonFML 6
those teetees look like roids to me :)
alex1432 9
owned
HuttonT 3
The veins in that right arm look like roids to me. Congrats either way though.
MichaelGood 0
no man it's whey protein, and the **** come with time pecs take forever I workout 2-3 hours daily 6 days a week. I'm proud to b 100% natural.
rawr9able 4
Goodies that's just not hott. o.o dudes shouldn't have ****.
OAAS 0
Nice roids bro
MichaelGood 0
ok tired of getting called roids. eat right workout right and u end up with nice pecs n all. it's called dedication so don't b hating. im natural. if I was on roids I'd b as big as a blimp by now.
OAAS 0
umad bro? Hehe ;)
MichaelGood 0
nah I'll let the ppl b jealous :)
HuttonT 3
Why you mad though?
CommonSenseKarma 17
your username, Mr. Goodies, plus your absence of underpants... is frightening.
MichaelGood 0
I'm mad because of steroid accusations. My dad died of drug overdose when I was six and I've been anti drug my whole life.
HuttonT 3
Well that's honorable sir. You keep doing your thing then.
MichaelGood 0
thanks bud. and I am wearing boxers camera jus well placed.
Suchagoonnn 4
thats not a roid body, retards. not even close. you guys are a bunch of weak ******* who dont know anyone who body builds.
HuttonT 3
I'm not 100% in love with your tone right now.
nbk1405 0
36 and I bet that's you in your profile pick not a 14 yr old boy behind his laptop? and roids.... maybe... whey protein, no. whey doesn't do that, it forces your veins inward not outward
AsianCookie247 14
Mr. Goodies, I'd gladly take a body shot off of you. your ta-ta's are awesome.
HuttonT 3
Definitely not his pic. That would be GSP.
MichaelGood 0
38, looking at ur pic I've never worked out, I just workout alot and whey is for my mass (I'm 215 pounds) the veins just come from bulk I matured younger and have the appropriate body type. if u take shots off me I get too off u :D
AsianCookie247 14
haha sounds like damn good time then.
sonusingh 0
dude their just jealous f**kumm
MichaelGood 0
my **** got 25 comments :D
rawr9able 4
thank you Keev, 'body building' to the extreme is rather gross and not needed. I'd rather have a dude be naturally fit than some one whom goes to the gym for three hours and comes out with bigger **** than most girls. Just get to a healthy point and stay there don't go all hulk me smash and get accused of roids if you're not on them which is hard for me to believe but, I'll give you the benifit of the doubt. /facepalm
ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0
keev,I love you hair bro
ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0
your*
rawr9able 4
56 no one asked for yours either so shove it up your ass. opinions are opinions :3 ****.
iluvmemicookies 0
Not comments, replies I mean, but 32 just over this guys ****?!? He's not on steroids by the way or his arms would look like theyre going to burst.
rawr9able 4
58 rofl rage harder your tears feed me, fool. Don't start a war you can't handle :)
kaengle 5
you have a nice body!(:
RODEOqueen 0
All of you saying this guy is on steroids are idiots. It is obvious that it isn't, and if you continue arguing you'll look worse. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with working out as a hobby. Just because he doesn't sit on his butt all day on FML doesn't mean there is anything wrong with him.
MichaelGood 0
rawr9able I read ur profile. ur a nerd ur Mac cause u dont can't and never will get a guy like me, im not overdoing training. keev go trololololol somewhere else.
lost12 0
keeve looks like a pussy. i workout alot too and we jocks get way more girls then emo gay people like keeve
denbeste 3
#1 photoshop more hahaha
TeenieAmerica 9
I know people who body build and they don't look like that...
MichaelGood 0
you obviously don't know dedicated builders, this is me I'm natural. stop hatin. it's body type and supplement like omega 3 protien creatine etc please because Ur friend that hits the gym 1 time a week calls himself a bodybuilder he's not ;)
skorpien 1
goodies63, the more you respond the more they'll keep bugging you. They're just randoms on a website. Definitely not worth getting worked up over. Remember, don't feed the trolls.
Rose2010 0
Bodies like this are rare SEXY. I'm a model too, we should compare
rawr9able 4
LOLOLOLOL goodies I never wanted a little boy like you and whats wrong with beig a nerd? We my dear rule the world and run the jobs YOU work for unless you work at a gym or something. Plus doeS anyone not know the difference between mrs and miss anymore >.> gtfo man ****.
QuantumLegend 0
well, you probably knew he was stronger'n you right? anyway, not much of an FML
OAAS 0
You, sir, are a hamster.
YayaInLalaLand 0
Ahh! It's so fluffeh! XD
iluvmemicookies 0
lol!
djmigues 7
Hamtaro! :]
intheboot 0
a lesson to remember
funnyFMLSplz 0
um, I think that dog has rabies
sovietkiwi 0
never struggle
22cute 17
Actually, that's why you should find a real man instead.
Graawr 7
revenge!!!
agamid 1
whenever my ex used to try and tickle me i'd dig my nails into an exposed piece of flesh until he stopped.
chippa 24
I do that to my friends when they tickle me… They don't stop even when I really want them to. They think I'm not serious because I'm laughing, but sometimes, tickling is just so awful and that's the only way to get them to stop. D: And that always results in some mini lecture about how I have to control myself or something. Like, WTF. I mean, no u, amirite?
insanesna1l 0
digging nails is just foreplay :-p
j_bonner 0
uhm. unnecessary much?
foxracer92 0
omg my bf does that kinda shot all the time. I feel your pain. FYL
hoodsie 0
I really like your hair! :DI can NEVER get mine to curl. T_T
ambowew 7
At least you can now claim he's a woman basher, with proof to boot. Hope he enjoys the awkward looks he'll receive after that.
brand125 17
doesnt make him a woman basher...
Maximusmime 20
You're retarded
cristallynn 0
he must of seen that south park episode
madisonsings 0
hahahha I saw that one :P
mrahhhhh 21
So I'm guessing that's the only thing you're getting in your eye tonight?
wakeNmakePIZZA 0
lol
a_Face 0
thats not really an fml...