Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
Smash the patriarchy!
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Sore loser
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
My feefees
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
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n1c0l3t 0
no honey it's about strength...
fthislyfe 22
OMG i cant believe they finally posted my FML ! im so excited
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Comments (268)
Carlson_Jin 0
do u work out though?
LizzJizz 16
Did u make him ur bitch?
hahahahepicfail 0
is ur boyfriend week r somthing
ThatLovelyGeek 0
is your spelling 'weak' or something? Yes,yes, it is.
CanIHaveAHug 0
How is that a fml? Just because you're a picky bitch that wants a strong guy doesn't make a real fml it makes a prick outta you /: just sayin i'd hate to have a gf that puts a fml about how weak i am or somethin
maddie2015 0
I'm gonna guess u work out. maybe take him with u next time......
JoeyPterodactyl 0
I wouldn't mind being beat by my companion. of course I date huge women so they're usually strong.
dvdp112 0
^ this made me laugh...
jwu87 4
get a new boyfriend
jkrupili12 0
he is prob gay
SirObvious 1
hefty hefty hefty!
starfish7 18
That happened to me once. Does he smoke anything "herbal?" ;)