fthislyfe
United States
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
rebeccacaissie
United States
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
looke27
United States
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today
United States
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
Anonymous
Charlottesville, United States
Smash the patriarchy!
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Anonymous
Picton, Australia
Sore loser
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML
anonymous
Australia
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
Anonymous
My feefees
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
yeah hun i think insects arent animals too
Leipzig, Germany
Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML
taiannalynn5
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
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n1c0l3t 0
no honey it's about strength...
fthislyfe 22
OMG i cant believe they finally posted my FML ! im so excited
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Comments (268)
momo1972 3
kinky
Magic1 9
For losing in arm wrestling...
Proph3teer 4
Some girls can be stronger than some guys.
mag4dust 0
wow u must have a really weak boyfriend. or either u must be was bigger and stronger than him. op Is he a scrony little boy??? lol
magentaballoon15 8
I don't understand this comment
WIZchild 0
STOP putting our buisness online cause u have no friends jeez
YayFlameWarz 9
For a "wiz" child; (Assuming you mean genious, rather than that awful awful rapper) you're awfully judgemental. Especially since you misspelled your. Please don't comment on here anymore.
holybuckets 0
beast!!!!
Khaos_198 4
So what? You act like it's such a horrible thing that he's not as strong as you but who ever said the guy had to be stronger? You sound a bit sexist when you get so upset just because you beat him at arm wrestling. You should like him for his personality not based on if he's strong enough to beat you at a stupid game. Idiot.
armyboy5989 2
what!!! (?_?) so u let me win.... jus kiddin woulda been pretty bad if I really was the boyfriend
why_R_U_gay 1
@#116, ok,we hate his guts.
darkness4dummies 0
i love wimpy dorky guys or just strong guys but does it really matter if you may be stronger than him or not if he is a good guy then ur good 2 go