fthislyfe
United States
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
rebeccacaissie
United States
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
looke27
United States
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today
United States
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
Anonymous
Charlottesville, United States
Smash the patriarchy!
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Anonymous
Picton, Australia
Sore loser
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML
anonymous
Australia
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
Anonymous
My feefees
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
yeah hun i think insects arent animals too
Leipzig, Germany
Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML
taiannalynn5
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
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n1c0l3t 0
no honey it's about strength...
fthislyfe 22
OMG i cant believe they finally posted my FML ! im so excited
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stevenmx86 8
That's what you get for dating Justin Bieber...
dvdp112 0
he never says never.... he will fight forever
LikeaPRESIDENT 0
if it was she wouldn't say "boyfriend"
dvdp112 0
major flaw # 1 with all the posters who said maybe he let you win or beat him.. uh she DIDN'T win he did. so if he was pretending to let her win but then just said eff it I will win he is an ASSHOLE. major flaw # 2 IF indeed he was petending to be weak in order to let you win, you must have felt that he was giving it his all so you pretended to be weaker to let him win and in turn he took that opportunity to beat you even though he was pretending to be weak. you guys got WAY more issues in your relationship than an arm wrestle contest. lol ur probably cheating on him right now with someone with popeye arms. and he is cheating on you with someone with a effin clue..
fthislyfe 22
u got it right. i mean the major flaws. but, i dont cheat on him he doesnt either cuz we broke up. lol. but seriously, im abnormally strong. im not big or anything. i look totally normal its just how i am. and its normal for me to beat guys sometime. and i wouldnt cheat on someone just because of that.
ohSNAPyall 27
If it's normal for you, why did you post this?
fthislyfe 22
its normal, but its not good! FML is not about something abnormal but something that sucks! im not happy that im stronger than guys. but that happens to me alot. so...shut up :)
Millman_fml 9
Wow...but if you really care that much, then just break up with him! it also depends if you workout or not. if you don't that's really sad
JokeMeister 0
at least now you can talk all the trash you want to and he can't do a damn thing about it.
Millman_fml 9
And I also agree with #124
mexicant2011 0
woah either ur buff or hes week
talensledge1 0
Week? So now people can be a reference to 7 days?
mrwiggles5422 4
is he a little stick figure? how old are you? maybe you can stwitch boyfriend.... XD
DinoChick 0
ha ha
geoLa16 0
what an some gf
SooShee 0
What is wrong with a female beating a male at arm wrestling? Obviously you are stronger than him... no need to fake!