fthislyfe
United States
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
rebeccacaissie
United States
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
looke27
United States
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today
United States
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
Anonymous
Charlottesville, United States
Smash the patriarchy!
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Anonymous
Picton, Australia
Sore loser
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML
anonymous
Australia
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
Anonymous
My feefees
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
yeah hun i think insects arent animals too
Leipzig, Germany
Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML
taiannalynn5
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
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n1c0l3t 0
no honey it's about strength...
fthislyfe 22
OMG i cant believe they finally posted my FML ! im so excited
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Comments (268)
spartans916 1
it's all about the dick strength ;)
LikeaPRESIDENT 0
what....the......deuce
holybuckets 0
Has nothing to do with that.
lalalaha 0
he's trying to say that as long as he's good with his bottom half, it doesn't matter how good he is with his top
aprilita 8
tell him it's time to hit the gym! :)
humorizer 14
I don't think he's in any position to try hitting anything.
Badtz_maru_fml 0
Weep little lion man :)
skyttlz 32
You're not as brave as you were at the start
metfanatic1986 0
rate yourself and rake yourself take all the courage you have left.
choshaki 8
as long as ur not manly, being strong for a girl is not bad. be proud!!
why_R_U_gay 1
jus image how he is in bed -_-
yepyepyepyep 0
Potential foursome?
iAmScrubs 19
I've been beaten in arm wrestles by so many girls. I know all their tricks now. Usually, they go so far down on you that your arm is almost touching the table, then they let you go all the way back up and finish them off. The same translates to sex.
KARMAREBEL 0
PLAY ALONG DUN MAKE THAT W.I.M.P.Y GUY CRY
Mrrevorp 0
lmao eventually he'll figure it out
xxxphotographyxx 0
maybe he was trying to let you win, and just acted suprised when you won... or you cold be a tank and he could be a twig.