Anonymous
My feefees
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
I warned him
Marietta, United States
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
He's old enough to know better!
United States
Rules are for squares
Today, my boss's oldest son challenged me to a chess game. I've been practicing a lot, so I decided to humor him. He was a challenging opponent; not because he was skilled, however, but because he was trying to cheat almost constantly. I felt exasperated, rather than accomplished, when I beat him. FML
fthislyfe
United States
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today
United States
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
Anonymous
Switch 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
kj1
Draper, United States
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
k.love
United States
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML
cheat
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Spud
Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm "so slow a turtle could kick my ass" and that he has "a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend." FML
garrett
United States
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
Johna Richardson
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Maybe the dumb bitch ought to be cooking for you.
Thaylok 17
It's a game, he should get better at it. But not enough to tell if this is an accomplishment as a 3rd grader can beat me at chess (I really don't like it so I suck at it).
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Thaylok 17
It's a game, he should get better at it. But not enough to tell if this is an accomplishment as a 3rd grader can beat me at chess (I really don't like it so I suck at it).
emmalou 19
sounds like he's not your equal
RichardPencil 32
Maybe the dumb bitch ought to be cooking for you.
tiptoppc 21
Yeah, tell HIM to get in the kitchen and make you a sammich! Better make it a Turkey and swiss on rye, or he’ll get given a shiner that he got from falling down stairs. Then launch him to the moon.
IHaveThePower 18
Clearly he has his priorities wrong, you're a walking advertisement for a competency kink.