Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
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the_catherine 9
So... he’s one of those, huh?! Be glad that he’s not in your life anymore. That’s clearly a sign for weakness - physical and especially psychological.
Mooglefox 24
Don’t know about him, but I don’t mind my girlfriend on top.
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Comments (7)
Mooglefox 24
Don’t know about him, but I don’t mind my girlfriend on top.
the_catherine 9
So... he’s one of those, huh?! Be glad that he’s not in your life anymore. That’s clearly a sign for weakness - physical and especially psychological.
RichardPencil 32
I don't see why you stuck around long enough for him to dump you. After he started crying that you beat him, you should have decided to move on then and there.
lifeis4me 20
He did you a favor. Now you don’t have to deal with his weak mindset anymore
mccuish 25
You dodged a bullet with this one
WistayShlaio82 13
He needs to calm down. I wouldn’t mind having a girl that’s stronger than me. Aside the fact that I was in the Rangers for 3 tours, I would be impressed if the girl I was dating was stronger than me.
boogerjt 6
You may be stronger but smell isn’t everything. 🤪