Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML
Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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MfailK 0
winner by submission ur boyfriend!!! PWNED
sourgirl101 29
I agree with you, but they were just playing. It's just like being tickled until you say "mercy". It's the OP's fault that she's a sore loser.
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FFML_314 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen. Better yet, get back to the kitchen where you belong! These kinds of things happen when you put down the rolling pin. Tsk Tsk
mfmylifesrsly 30
My idea of a romantic night out involves someone violently giving me a swirly until I erotically shit my pants. Any takers?
yazmi_09 3
better yet, she shouldve used the pin to kick his ass!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
more like if you can't stand the heat get out of the octagon before you get fubared.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
why does my shit get modded yet someone talking about hot steamy poo sex isn't?
junkboy 4
lmfao 24
marinus_fml 20
FFML, that was so beautiful! OP just tap out? Or don't you like submitting you your clearly awesome boyfriend?
addohm 0
and you should stay away from the kitchen, fatty.
FFML_314 12
**** that! Food is my friend.
mfmylifesrsly 30
WTF!!!
mfmylifesrsly 30
What, the ****. Whoever moderated me, WTF!!
FFML_314 12
Learn the rules, 51. Why don't you comment where you're supposed too? Unless you have something relevant to the comment you are replying to, don't reply. You could always go give out some BJs, since you claim to be so good at it. LIKE WHAT, KAY?
Sirin_fml 47
Pipe down, kids, or you won't get any supper :-)
KiddNYC1O 22
Woooooo! to* Anna. GEEZ
KiddNYC1O 22
K, I'd **** the mods.
FFML_314 12
Can we do that, Kay? Do you think they're real people?
Sirin_fml 47
Well, that was eventful :-)
KiddNYC1O 22
wth...
KiddNYC1O 22
Yo, this anecdote is funny.
fakeaccountX 6
#6, I will also love to be partakings in the swirlies
nikki9tails 3
I like what you say
yourWIFEandKIDS 0
#6 *slowly, awkwardly raises hand*
GreatGeak 8
and, why didn't you tap out? not to mention you wrestled with a guy and expected to win? I thought women knew about testosterone.
TwoFootedMan 0
If that comment were a facebook status I would "like" it.
KingDingALing 9
*Beavis and Butthead laugh* You guys are like...totally turning me on right now.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Now if you'd kicked his ass, none of this wouldve happened
Jonkbaby 23
mfmylife hey I was the guy that said 'kinky' do you have ffm or aim?
Pocahontas22_fml 0
great geak... it might not of been that she expected to win, but her boyfriend should have let her win.
Bernie88 0
I'll do it. jk p.s you look very beautiful. :) just saying.
Bernie88 0
#6
dn2k 0
sexist... it's a GIRL. she's probably dosnt wrestle
BloodyHeel 8
Oh I'm so aroused right now.
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
no joking in wrestling. fact. you always have to tap out. that's when arms and legs snap, or in this case you pass out and possible brain damage/death. don't engage if you aren't ready. lol.
vballerlover07 0
Haha. Girl, you need to learn some moves. Whenever my boyfriend and I wrestle, I always get him to tap out either by Sleeper hold or arm bar. I love wrestling with my boyfriend, even though I know he sometimes goes easy on me cause I'm a girl. But the doesn't mean I still don't have fun, plus I love UFC and learning new moves(:
wowzersselainee 0
ummm ... stop trying to rap u hill billy bahahahaaha who do u think u are jay z ?
Charleezee 0
Zee snaps!
MushroomFailcake 0
Coming from the lady on the computer andor IPod.
elliotjevans 0
I'm a talking anus.
willykins009 0
you are an idiot
metal8214 0
id tap that :)
youngclench 0
nice, I've had anal sex with a chick! and a horse
Haterman123 0
hahaha nice post ^
bindingfame 0
Wat the hell were u thinkin u shouldn't hav got him started he's a guy and as guys r we tend to keep goin when its a physical confrontation
iamironman97 0
seriously! and why are people confusing "tapped out" with "passing out?" it sounds exactly like it is!
Draminicaus 0
Not really. I don't know about you, but I don't let my chemicals blind me when someone I care about is vulnerable in my arms.
Charleezee 0
Respect
Fackhead 0
I guess you were not making dinner, to him tonight! Or he was just pissed.... That's the question!?
Zmeilerr 22
You should never, EVER stay with a guy who abuses his girl. Get out of that relationship, for your own sake.
sourgirl101 29
I agree with you, but they were just playing. It's just like being tickled until you say "mercy". It's the OP's fault that she's a sore loser.
KittyKatGirl 15
It is people like you, that spoil good relationships, friend gets slightly upset about something that under normal circumstances would blow over in less then a day, and suddenly has people like you fanning the flames.
Zmeilerr 22
Yea, by tapping out I thought she meant passed out, or unbearable pain. My bad. Not that much into wrestling.
cradle6 13
I see how he misunderstood. All tapping out means is to literally tap the ground a few times in order to formally 'give up' in wrestling.
marinus_fml 20
94, Yep. However, I usually tap the person incase they don't see me tap the ground. I regularly wrestle with my bro, where there is no ref to see the tap, so I either tap his legs or arms.
I_am_that_guy 0
-_- I bet all the people who said it was abuse didn't understand what tapping out meant when they posted it... it's somewhat annoying how many people don't know what tapping out means considering how popular MMA is getting...and the name tapping out is kinda self explanatory
TheNewGuy03 29
like the others below me have already stated, it's all in play. op has no concerns unless the boyfriend is attempting an arm or shoulder lock, a neck crank, or a spinal lock. or a submission that doesn't enable you to tap either verbally or physically... |the kid|
ilovemygirlfrien_fml 0
u r a stood little bitch. shut up!
Fuqtastic 0
this guy is a ****** tool
wickedwyatt234 3
Its called MMA he probably did a rear naked choke thats were tapping out comes from
TheCountess 4
It sounds like he really crossed the line. Perhaps he didn't realize how rough he was being with you, but if you think there's a chance that he was doing that on purpose, you need to protect yourself and get out of the relationship.
UmbraeCatervae 0
you look like a martian....Just sayin.
kkbabe01xo 0
lol so true
Ryujin_fml 0
you're a idiot countress
mrod10 0
obbiously he was joking around. if she cant wrestle or play around she shouldnt do it. get off that no hitting girls crap.
Cinn_fml 23
Does he do wrestling or jujitsu or something and so thought you were actually wrestling properly as practise or something? Just a thought. However, tapping is a good way of letting someone know they've gone to far if they let go when you do. Especially if you're in a place where you can't be heard to tell them. However did you manage to ask if he'd let go and he still made you tap? Or did you expect him to know when to let go without any indication? If it was the former, you might need to reaffirm some boundaries with him.
WishResign 0
12 true indeed
soup12664478 0
WTF?
MfailK 0
winner by submission ur boyfriend!!! PWNED
MLK12345 4
Somebody's not getting any tonight.....