fthislyfe
United States
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
rebeccacaissie
United States
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
looke27
United States
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today
United States
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
Anonymous
Charlottesville, United States
Smash the patriarchy!
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Anonymous
Picton, Australia
Sore loser
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML
anonymous
Australia
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
Anonymous
My feefees
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
yeah hun i think insects arent animals too
Leipzig, Germany
Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML
taiannalynn5
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
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n1c0l3t 0
no honey it's about strength...
fthislyfe 22
OMG i cant believe they finally posted my FML ! im so excited
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Comments (268)
coffeeandcream 8
are you a manly girl or is your boyfriend a girly boy?
Aaron4474 0
What type of build does he that you have to pretend to lose to him.
elpacino32605 0
maybe you need to quit dating 10 yr old boys...
nookest 0
you have to defend him
SlaveToRetail 10
I wonder just how funny it'd be to see someone get their ass kicked by Justin Bieber after making another overplayed, stupid "girl" joke about him. Now I want to see this.
Bobissmall 13
Justin Bieber winning a fight? Is that the replacement saying for 'when pigs fly' ?
Emilee_2012 0
Agreed. I still don't understand why most of guys hate him. I'm not one of those beliebers or anything, but I don't hate the guy.
A7X_LoVeee 10
I totally agree 91. I've never understood why so many people make fun of him. I don't own his music on my iPod and probably never will but I don't hate his guts. It's rather pathetic to see/read what people(adults even) say about him. He seems like a good kid to me. I don't get it.
magentaballoon15 8
Actually, my friend met him and she says he's actually a total doushe.
Bobissmall 13
Why people make fun of him? It's called being on the internet. Don't put yourself out there if you can't handle it.
A7X_LoVeee 10
True 148. However I've seen people say the world would be better off without him, that he should die, etc and it's just sad.
Bobissmall 13
That's just trolling, people do it for the reactions. I don't know. Just don't reply and later mock them when they don't know they've had an effect :P
MMachina1 0
'He' personally might not be so terrible it's more of what he represents. You can't tell me the mindless product that is being passed as music is anything more than another product being sold to the mindless masses...
SlaveToRetail 10
The first time I heard that Justin Bieber was a "girl," I scoffed. The second time, I rolled my eyes. Now if someone cracks a girl joke, I just want to smack them and tell them to come up with something original.
kGoatly 0
Maybe you should care about important things?
chocobanditx3 0
damn..someone needs to go to the gym
cutebutterfly12 4
lol that's funny
stepho14 0
I guess you can kick anyones ass for him if he gets bullied xD
EZ2XLR8 7
I feel bad for the guy, not you. It's just arm wrestling, just let him lose, he'll get over it quickly. You are actually being dishonest with him, and dishonesty for anything in a relationship is a bad idea. I've been married twice, and although my situation was flipped, both of them were completely dishonest about everything with me. I don't appreciate a girl who purposely lets a guy win, it's sad to see, my 17 year old son's girlfriend has beaten my him at basketball, and he got over it quickly. Guys find it more impressive that a girl can beat them at certain things, the stereotype usually is that guys get embarrassed, that usually only when they're in elementary, I've seen it personally.
dvdp112 0
whhhaaat....nobody listen to her advice she has been divorced twice how much can she really know... lol.. I hate it when lady's beat me in anything.. beat me to the remote hate it ..beat me to the bathroom despise it.. beat eggs for scrambled eggs for me OH NO SHE DIDN'T...