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Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML
Today, I sprained my bicep. The urgent care doctor told me to take it easy on weight lifting. When I told him I hurt myself holding a book, he had to leave the room because he couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, two days before a big weight lifting competition with a $3,000 grand prize, I broke my arm. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, I'm so out of shape that my arm ached after lifting chips out of a Lays bag. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle at work doing a cartwheel. I was doing the cartwheel to prove to one of my students that adults can do cartwheels too. FML
Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML
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TwoBytesCarley 27
But he didn’t lift any weights? OP said he was pretending, as in, lifting imaginary weights.
phybreawptic 13
When a sprain happens, one or more ligaments is stretched or torn. A strain is an injury to a muscle or tendon (fibrous cords of tissue that connect muscle to bone). In a strain, a muscle or tendon is stretched or torn. Anyone can get a sprain or strain. Either way, YDI
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phybreawptic 13
When a sprain happens, one or more ligaments is stretched or torn. A strain is an injury to a muscle or tendon (fibrous cords of tissue that connect muscle to bone). In a strain, a muscle or tendon is stretched or torn. Anyone can get a sprain or strain. Either way, YDI
hope jm 5
if you don't know weights then don't touch them just to look cool. backfired didn't it. next time start light or don't start at all. just saying
TwoBytesCarley 27
But he didn’t lift any weights? OP said he was pretending, as in, lifting imaginary weights.