fthislyfe
United States
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
rebeccacaissie
United States
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
looke27
United States
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today
United States
Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML
Anonymous
Charlottesville, United States
Smash the patriarchy!
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Anonymous
Picton, Australia
Sore loser
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML
anonymous
Australia
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
Anonymous
My feefees
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
yeah hun i think insects arent animals too
Leipzig, Germany
Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML
taiannalynn5
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
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n1c0l3t 0
no honey it's about strength...
fthislyfe 22
OMG i cant believe they finally posted my FML ! im so excited
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iloveparc 0
your mom beat me....
astriofou 0
so your stronger then the average bear?
hurley007 0
Maybe his arm was sore from spankin the monkey....
Hsuclarinetboy 0
you should had beat him and said lick it
Ibeatmyself 3
Ru sure ur dating a guy
Taztastic 0
From this point on, I will never hold back against a girl...ever.
RealChinese 7
That's what you get Donna for dating Forman.
stilettex33 5
Who says that the man has to be stronger than the woman.
portablecupid 3
Why bother letting him win? He'd have to be pretty insecure to be upset just because he lost an arm wrestling contest to a girl. Also, completely relevant "Hey Arnold" episode for anyone with the time; watch?v=Irk7unaZhKE
ash1210jas 0
Your boyfriend is a pussy. You might as well be dating a girl.