Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. How did I find out? I'm sitting in a hospital room being given antibiotics. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my girlfriend has been lying to me about having a long-term illness requiring multiple trips to the doctor's. She isn't ill, she was cheating on me with the local GP. So I’ve literally driven her to the clinic and then sat in the waiting room while she screwed the doctor. FML
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Sdog 6
Obviously I don’t know the full story from this short FML, but catching an STI doesn’t necessarily mean your partner is cheating. People can be asymptomatic for a long time. They could have had this before they started seeing you.
Grizz8831 14
you do mean Ex-girlfriend right? Cheating seems like a pretty clear sign they don't respect the relationship or you. plenty of better way to do things.
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RichardPencil 32
Maybe you'll find a hot nurse who'll let you motorboat her. That'll set things even!
Grizz8831 14
you do mean Ex-girlfriend right? Cheating seems like a pretty clear sign they don't respect the relationship or you. plenty of better way to do things.
Sdog 6
Obviously I don’t know the full story from this short FML, but catching an STI doesn’t necessarily mean your partner is cheating. People can be asymptomatic for a long time. They could have had this before they started seeing you.
Kira Larsen 4
That's exactly what happened to me. Me and my now husband got diagnosed with a STD 6 months after we started dating because he didn't know he had one.