Anonymous
Australia
Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
MIA
Today, on Maury…
Today, my husband of four years finally told me he has an eight-year-old son. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Are you my new mommy?
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Erbtosis
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Seattle, United States
So brave
Today, my five year-old had to break the news to me that my husband was leaving me for someone else. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
Marcella
United States
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Anonymous
Kansas City, United States
Today, my father-in-law is still introducing me to family friends as his son's girlfriend. I have been married to his son for 5 years, we have a child together and another on the way. FML
unluckyinlove
Ridgehaven, Australia
All over the place
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
rissa5214
Stoughton, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML
Jessica
United Kingdom
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Anonymous
Too late
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Top comments
HarlequinHatter 0
Jon and Nancy sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage Then comes someone else's baby in the carriage! Nancy leaves Jon and takes the tree D-I-V-O-R-C-E
KillU2009 0
time for someone to die.
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Comments (131)
Pyro1082 0
Sucks for you.....................
repyourcliche 0
i know, amnesia is a bitch ;) ****, it's been done... damn it.
bugmenotmofo 34
YDI for not knowing you got pregnant and gave birth to a kid
goodgal12331 0
i think she's trying to say her husband cheated on her :P
edible1 0
lol
jmoose311 3
#100 has to be the best reply ever.
Naitsi 19
I lLol hard at what 100 said
newburton13 26
Her husband cheated on her, dumbass.
snowwhite92 5
What?
nike1 0
a bit too late for him maybe?
fmavie 10
Pretty awkward
KillU2009 0
time for someone to die.
th_fml 0
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AT #4..
Intoxicunt 6
I know I don't... You just happened. :)
BurnDammit 0
Lol... Use your head,she was trying to say that her husband cheated on her.
HarlequinHatter 0
Jon and Nancy sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage Then comes someone else's baby in the carriage! Nancy leaves Jon and takes the tree D-I-V-O-R-C-E
enders98 0
hahaha not funny ******
cluch3 22
hahahaha
Intoxicunt 6
Burn guy, Use your head. She was joking. Hai Alan! Did you hear? Mercy is my daughter. :)
BlackJewel 0
probably amensia because of the birth pain... lol
CL41RE 0
lol @ killu2009