Today, I just had a phone interview with a college. The lady asked me to spell out my password to a site so she can access my test scores. The password was "dick." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML
Today, I was trying to be a responsible adult and check my credit score. I accidentally mistyped my password five times, got locked out, and had to call customer service. They asked me so many security questions, I started questioning my own identity (and sanity). FML
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, I work at an IT company where we hand out laptops to our users, which we also equip with passwords. I used bird names from my language for the passwords. Turns out one of the passwords was a derogatory word for a woman who is very sexually active, because it's spelled the same as a type of bird here. FML
Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML
Today, my dad got me one of those word locks for my gym locker, for which the password had to be a four-letter word instead of numbers. My dad chose the combo for me. It was "diet". FML
Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so she could Skype family since she can't pay her bill. This is the same woman who just a week ago tried to evict me because my rent was an hour late. Trying to be the bigger person, I gave her the password. She changed my password. FML
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Top comments
cherriblizz 0
Wow. Why would you make that your password? Especially for viewing test scores? Were you getting some at the time to get that A?
Just_Me_143 0
haha, looks like you're not going there for school. unless you have so good test scores she might over look it :)
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Just_Me_143 0
haha, looks like you're not going there for school. unless you have so good test scores she might over look it :)
Horney4her69 0
yup. change your password before applying elsewhere. or just say that's your grandpas name or something.
missASHLEYnicole 0
I laughed so hard reading this lol. hah I'm still laughing.
niibee 0
you dont belong in college
abcnonamecba 0
hahaha I lol in ur face hahaha
jdub28 0
not necessarily, OP could still get accepted. welcome to college where you will have several chances to get "your password"
teekay298 0
this is sum funny ass shit. ydi for that bro but props for being a funny shit hahaha
StoryOfTheYear 15
I thought dick wasn't long enough?
fudgenick 4
agree with 25, say it's your dogs name or something. or attempt to sound clever, saying 'dickson' is your mums maiden name, and since you're her son you decided to leave it out. :)
Asstazztic 8
You should've just said that was your grandpas name, gotta learn to think on your feet ;) lol
Asstazztic 8
Or it's probably already taken :P lol
Yaseeher 0
The lady that will access your scores wont ask for a pass , maybe a username or ID, and yes the pass is short , must be longer than 4 letters.
MhP_fml 0
OP is a woman /facepalm
baseballLoVeR218 1
yep I agree with 34 u need atleast 5 to like watever it says characters
dochoc_fml 0
very true
someone2me2 1
just say it was your dogs name, like it was called richard so you called it dick
SuiGeneris01 2
don't say that, that's not cool
cylonmaster 0
#34 is win
thatisjank 0
win(;
madarchod 0
wht is OP
tristan1001 0
34, yours isn't at least
llAllStarll 0
73 is a god amongst men
Cricketiscool 0
bahaha #34 I laughed so hard when I read that.
blondie007 0
hahaha that made me laugh:))
marleytooyou 0
why the hell would u say it was ur grandpas name just tell her it was dick she won't decline u for that and why would she need ur password
wasted0087 0
Actually, on tge contrary... College, the semi-professional asylum to life, is just the perfect place. :)
macdaddy10 0
what's ur name holmes? u look familiar
Ankhurth 0
can you have a 4-digit password? i thought the min. was 6.. fake?
karlita2244 0
hahahaha that's so
devl24 0
she's a girl idiots pay attention to gender before posting }o <~
M4V3R1CKR13 0
and ur a girl lol
MissLadyLuck15 7
Haha!
NotMeh 0
lol @34
foodman 0
teekay y is yo hat all shiisled to the side like that dog
marc33 0
what's soo wrong with that..?! there's tons of guys called dick! ur all naugthy....!! just wondering op is guy or girl..? if it's guy must be gay or if girl, must be horny always and think about **** all de time!! lmao
flufffypants 0
were your test scores on pornhub.com?
kemolegend907 0
umm # 9 who's grandpa is going to be named "dick".. lol
Drummersaredabes 0
he should have just said it is his friends name
hproxmysox 0
ahaha #34 xD does anyone else get it?
mooshibear140 4
I agree! or, since OP is a girl, say it's the name of your boyfriend.
brutallyhonest24 0
the correct cover up story is that it is the nickname of richard feynman, a scientist you truly admire. but you probably didnt think of that so gl
Just_Me_143 0
Oh, I was first... that's...umm great. Not as exciting as I imagined... Ok.
kyarush 10
haha yes!
cherriblizz 0
Wow. Why would you make that your password? Especially for viewing test scores? Were you getting some at the time to get that A?
noobgang7 5
Mhm, there isn't an A in dick :)
xxbakmxx 0
haha maybe he had all D's haha get it?
HeyThereGorgeous 0
It's a password. Typically only one person is going to be using it. Besides, Dick could have easily been the nickname for Richard, her boyfriend or brother or father ... or at least she could have said that to the lady. I doubt the lady will not accept her for just that.
Monikabug 9
So... how did you do?
Mortanious 0
More like "Who did you do?" lol
Lythiaren 8
Why didn't you change your password to something more appropriate when she asked you to spell it out? It's not going to kill you to change it back later. Now you've made yourself look like a douche.
lonely_heart_89 6
to #5, if he had told her his password was something different she wouldn't have been able to see the test scores. he'd have to change it first, then tell her the new password.
xXChimerazZz 0
The OP is stupid. 'Nuff said.
Lythiaren 8
That's why you change it and give her the temporary one, genius.
lonely_heart_89 6
he was on the phone to her while she was typing in the password. he couldn't have changed it to a temporary one right then.
tristan1001 0
sure he could, if he talked vvvveeerrrryyyy sssslllloooowwww lllliiiikkkeeee....
Lythiaren 8
Last I checked, most phones are cordless nowadays. And my school has never tried to contact me on my cell except by text. Home phone, cordless, with a computer in the house... "Could i get your password please?" "Uh hold on, let me find it." [quick pass change here] "Okay, it's _____" Try again.
mrzero 0
wise thinking for the pass, now wait she is going to play with dick
cono1717 0
You could have just lied and made out like you had forgotten it.
dakidd28 3
ROFLMAO!!!! I learned in school not to have those kinds of passwords.
SirWhatsHisFace 0
Now we know how you got those good grades. ;)
FYLDeep 26
Just tell her you have a boyfriend named Richard.
teekay298 0
I never understood why dick is short for richard
ScaryyMary 14
Because Richard = Rich = Rick = Dick? IDK, maybe some guy named Richard used to get called "Dick" all the time and to save face he said it was a nickname.