Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
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Top comments
readme 0
I'm rather concerned that you were even getting it for your sister... A rather "close" relationship you two have is it?...
xBabyMaMa 0
Could of been worse. Your dad could have been happy.
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Comments (267)
embarrassingmuch 0
lmfao #14. i sooo agree
embarrassingmuch 0
btw: #32...haahaha
aatomkins 0
#59, I ment about their sexual relationships and sexuality. This is not creepy, you are obviously not close enough to your siblings, or don't have any. My stepmum is an only child and she dosent understand why one minute you fight yet 2 seconds later you'd still do anything for them.
whereisbob_fml 0
fake as ****
roarrx88 0
who ever said that the OP was ever a guy or a girl?? You all are implying that "he" is a guy when the OP could have easily have been a girl which I think is a lot more likely. and if it is a girl then it's just funny. I know girls who buy their friends vibrators are jokes.. It's not perverted at all. You guys need to chiiiilll.
Polionixon 2
Good point #18. I agree with you.
thelonelylurker 0
Hilarious... but YDI.
XantesFire 0
Wait a sec. Why is it okay if the gift is coming from her sister but not her brother?
falcons666 0
LOL @ #3 "flying ****" haha, oh btw ******* dumbass way to go having the same wrapping for a vibrator and whatever u got ur dad -_- kinda sketchy
bonafidehustler 0
I don't understand why so many people are assuming the OP was a guy. I figured it was a girl. A sister getting her sister a vibrator isn't a big deal, I don't think. A brother getting her one is definitely creepy, but I'll give the OP the benefit of the doubt.