Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
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Top comments
readme 0
I'm rather concerned that you were even getting it for your sister... A rather "close" relationship you two have is it?...
xBabyMaMa 0
Could of been worse. Your dad could have been happy.
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Comments (267)
IreadFMLnaked 0
Why is it creep and/or "so close" to get someone a vibrator? It obviously is a joke, probably intented to make fun of them for not having an active sexlife.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
I highly highly highly doubt that it's a brother-to-sister gift... it didn't even cross my mind that that was a possibility until I started reading the comments. And I don't think it's creepy at all as a sister-to-sister gift, they're probably not young'uns, they can do as they like.
PokeyStix 3
Why do so many people assume it's a guy?
punkazzneon 0
I don't see a problem getting a sister a sex toy. I'm a girl and I've given my sister toys as presents when she first started being 'active' sexually. Hell, I've gifted some of my friends toys as gag gifts before....and no one wraps a vibrator in the shape of a vibrator. Most gifts come in a box ;) Either way, sucks to have made the mistake.
harlehatschi 0
if this is real, thats freaking creepy. my first thought, though, was that you took the scenario straight out of "worst week of my life", a british tv show, where the main character accidentally gave his girlfriend's vibrator to her dad on christmas
gorjjays6 0
oh yeh okay 27, she put the ***** and the shirt or ******* socks she got her dad in seperate shoes boxes to wrap them , ok yeh i see your point totally infact i might wrap all my presents up in shoe boxes now too. dipshit
inerdablanket 4
#2; there's a such thing as boxes.
HeidiHydrogen 0
erm y would u get a vibrator for your sister..
mxf06 0
...why would you give a vibrator as a gift to ANYONE? that's just awkward, unless it's a joke at a bachelorette party
Mewtwo_fml 1
Well, your dad would have been happy if he had used the vibrator.