Today, because of my mom going on a drunken adventure, I now have a FBI file. I'm Canadian and my birth certificate proves I wasn't even alive when she pulled this stuff. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to get out my birth certificate to prove to my dad that today is my birthday. This has happened before. FML
Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML
Today, I learned my mom doesn’t have many pictures from my childhood, but she does have a cabinet of police reports, hospital records, letters from teachers and neighbours, letters of lifetime bans from places, bills for damages, court records, and all from before I was 10. Man, I was a bad kid. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I learned why my credit score is so low. My mom stole my identity almost three years ago. Her excuse? "You didn't need good credit for anything anyways". FML
Today, I found out my identity was stolen. The person got credit cards in my name and didn't pay the bills, which has ruined my near perfect credit. The worst part about all of this is that I can't turn the person in. It's my mom, and sending her to jail wouldn't really work out for anyone. FML
Today, I received a call from a collection agency. Since I had no clue, I was ready to file a police report for stolen identity. I then called my mom only to find out she has been opening new credit cards with my information for 3 years and not paying them. My credit is ruined and I'm only 21. FML
Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML
Today, after sending in my passport application for a trip to Paris, I got a letter from the state department saying despite them having my original birth certificate, I don't exist. Upon calling them, I was told that it only proves I'm a citizen, not that I exist. I pay taxes and have a mortgage. FML
Today, my sister and I look enough alike she was able to steal my ID to go and get a tattoo at 15 years-old. Our mom is furious and also blames me, as though I willingly let her use my ID. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
We need more details. What did your mom do? Why did the FBI get involved, especially if you're both Canadian? Why did it lead to you getting a FBI file if you were still a twinkle in your dad's eye when the event happened?
DLBL 23
Yes, good questions! Also, having an FBI "File" doesn't have to be a big deal; OP just needs to not break laws and everything should be fine.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
We need more details. What did your mom do? Why did the FBI get involved, especially if you're both Canadian? Why did it lead to you getting a FBI file if you were still a twinkle in your dad's eye when the event happened?
DLBL 23
Yes, good questions! Also, having an FBI "File" doesn't have to be a big deal; OP just needs to not break laws and everything should be fine.