Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
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Top comments
readme 0
I'm rather concerned that you were even getting it for your sister... A rather "close" relationship you two have is it?...
xBabyMaMa 0
Could of been worse. Your dad could have been happy.
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Comments (267)
cimcanada 0
How does this shit even get approved to be published.
nom_nom_nom 0
hahah, I could understand the vibrator as a joke gift.
nom_nom_nom 0
hahah, I could understand the vibrator as a joke gift.
Exchange 0
OF COURSE he was not happy. He took it seriously.
ilikeboys 0
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Tcal 0
Who said it was her brother? Could have been a joke from her sister, if so then its not creepy but funny . If it was her Brother then thats just wrong.
babydoll86_fml 0
What the **** were you doing buying your sister a vibrator?! Unless there's some serious incest going on in your family... Jesus. This is either super ****** up, or super fake.
Pg11 0
god dammit there are so many of these posts. for the last time, OP IS A GIRL YOU MORONS
TallMist 32
And did it ever occur to you, #246, that women could be bi or lesbians? The person you're replying to made no mention of the OP's gender. Just that this post has the tones of incest, which it does.
FmyGAYlife 0
omg! why did you get your SISTER a ******* vibrator?! thats a little sick dude, was it a joke, and how the **** did you think that would be a nice present for your sister to open? god that is so weird, ya perv!!!
chazstah 0
..i dont get it with these guys.. are they really that stupid? or That closed up? you Are allowed to be friends or in some cases best-friends with siblings. it doenst have to be incest, idiots ==' and in this case, im Pretty sure the OP would've been a sis-sis present
FmyGAYlife 0
i agree with number 18. i can get a sister and another sister being close like that but...a brother and sister? i mean maybe...no i dont see it happening, unless you were gay. i can see a gay brother getting that for a sister but still, couldnt you have gotten her a teddy bear? or flowers? its called a drug store, not vibrator.com