Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Family coincidence
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
A sand castle
Today, I took a DNA test and it turns out that the person who I thought was my dad is not my actual dad and my real dad is his best friend. FML
Science, bitch!
Today, one of my twin sons found out he's going to be a dad. His little sister who loves science ended up telling him that, since he has a twin who is genetically identical, he's genetically the baby's dad too. My son, being a bit dim, took this to mean his brother slept with his wife and hit him. FML
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML
Copycat
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
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Pandacupcakelove 26
That is all kinds of ****** up.. And that poor kid will have to live with that :/
Mowmee 14
That's screwed up! Hopefully it doesn't affect your relationship with your son!
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Comments (161)
Nafeesah 8
Wow your parents are mean!
stevenN659 24
not exactly parents, more like father is an asshole.
bayles313 20
And his wife or gf!
Pandacupcakelove 26
That is all kinds of ****** up.. And that poor kid will have to live with that :/
dafabs 16
Did your father have an affair with you wife/girlfriend?
CoffeeChickBlows 13
I dunno. You got any other explanations, bud? *rolls eyes*
gearhead369 20
Is this really your guess?
mezochan 29
Reading comprehension, #3 has none.
NeatNit 33
I arrived at the same conclusion, and just double- and triple-checked myself that it makes sense. It seems to me that #3 has great reading comprehension, but wanted to make sure he didn't make a mistake... And you guys are assholes, a simple "yes" should suffice. Edit: I guess you guys meant that the GIRLFRIEND/WIFE had an affair with the FATHER, and not the other way around... but seriously, that could be an English-as-a-second-language mistake.
gearhead369 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Some people don't understand sarcasm I see! Clearly I thought it was a "dumb" question
Saikon1357 25
Oedipus?
MamaChey 24
There is a line between sarcasm and being a dick (unless you know the person). Hell, just the fact that you state people "don't understand sarcasm" after the neg comments and thumbs down puts you in the latter category. Obs, dude's question was legit. Side-by-side, I'd take him over d-bag...I mean "sarcastic" any day. I'm guessing that "Gearhead" is the name on your birth certificate, huh?
TheCrazier 3
i was confused too. i thought OP was a woman though so how could she not know. then i saw the male sign and it made sense
andrmac 25
Actually no his dad was just sitting the hot tub, and she went in after and got pregnant that way.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
@4 Well technically a swapped at birth situation between his child and his stepmum's would also fit OP's post. Doubt that's what happened of course.
Sunrox 4
Sperm can't survive longer than a few minutes in a hot tub. It's extremely unlikely that happened.
Mowmee 14
That's screwed up! Hopefully it doesn't affect your relationship with your son!
BbyGrrl95 7
How could it not? That's not his son, that's actually his dad's kid. Why should he raise him? His dad got the girl pregnant, he should be financially responsible for him.
Pandacupcakelove 26
#8 might actually be the case that the OP wants to raise him as his own son, in spite of all.. And if he does, he should get to. Wouldn't blame him if the whole thing seems too weird now, though
lostmongoose 23
#8 I think it really depends on how old the child is. If the child is older OP may already have an emotional attachment and it would be very damaging for the child on a psychological level I'm sure, but if the child is still just an infant then I say yeah cut your losses and move on with your life. Let them figure it out. Plus I hope OPs father isn't in a relationship, that adds a whole other level of complications.
llama612 27
The way the FML is worded that doesn't seem likely. He said the paternity test proved what he thought, so he obviously had doubts the kid was his and just had it confirmed. When you are suspecting your son isn't yours and is actually your brother kinda seems like you leaning more towards the not raising the kid.
Alorithan 16
Well it should. He's not his dad. He's his sibling.
Stranger32 5
His son or his brother?
vikky538 29
/brother
maybeadream 9
I completely agree with you!! She cheated and the child is not his, so why should he stay?? Sorry you had to go through this OP..
gizmodorner 15
AHAHAH he aint keepin the ******
CrassKal 27
Oh dear god, the implications of this are horrifying.
PennyLane27 32
Holy Jerry Springer, Batman!
OysterPearls 33
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "it's a family affair", doesn't it?
Nafeesah 8
Poor kid! Probably doesn't know who's his parents!
MrColbyCheese 10
Op, please post more details.
Cavsfodawin 21
Interesting
rogerover 19
Your Dad screwed your wife?!?!
Lalala579121 28
And they both screwed OP.