Anonymous
Alingsås, Sweden
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Family coincidence
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Derek
Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Roasted Marshmallows
A sand castle
Today, I took a DNA test and it turns out that the person who I thought was my dad is not my actual dad and my real dad is his best friend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Science, bitch!
Today, one of my twin sons found out he's going to be a dad. His little sister who loves science ended up telling him that, since he has a twin who is genetically identical, he's genetically the baby's dad too. My son, being a bit dim, took this to mean his brother slept with his wife and hit him. FML
Ben
United States
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
blacksheep
Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML
Anonymous
Enderby, Canada
Copycat
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
candie
United States
Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
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Pandacupcakelove 26
That is all kinds of ****** up.. And that poor kid will have to live with that :/
Mowmee 14
That's screwed up! Hopefully it doesn't affect your relationship with your son!
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Comments (161)
milleso5 10
Jerry Springer would not even touch that...
wrongmove 11
Actually Jerry would do a four part special on it. It's the sponsors that won't let him do it.
radio_soldier 2
OP, I need more context. How did this happen???
soullyfe 33
The father had sex with OP's baby mama. There's not much else to explain here.
HnyBee13 26
She sure as hell isn't HIS baby mamma.
factoryslavejg 4
That's sick of you
soulreaper12296 28
You need better reading comprehension #57.
1hardasswoman 10
Karma can't fix this fast enough.
fmlinact 12
I can see some very awkward family reunions
FalloutScrolls 25
I truly have no words that can properly express my sorrow for you and your situation. This is a real FML.
unfuqnreal 15
Id walk away the bitch will only do it again ,...as for your ol man id cut his balls off with a bread n butter knife
sizzlemcfizzle 13
Can someone explain this?
PuffPastry 8
OPs dad had sex with OPs girlfriend/wife
maybeadream 9
And they had a baby.
jennygill 6
It would help if we knew the age of the child. The child's mentality may be saved somewhat- the younger, the easier to fix the confusion. I feel feel for you OP.
Armeniangirl_fml 15
oh God no... wow. FYL OP. good luck with that