Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML
Today, my husband presented me with a DNA test proving that our newborn daughter isn't his. Confused, I got her tested again. She's not a match to me either. FML
Today, I took a DNA test and it turns out that the person who I thought was my dad is not my actual dad and my real dad is his best friend. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I are divorcing because HE had an affair. He now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, my dad's will included a DNA test he did on me when I was 3, proving I’m not his son. I thought we had a great relationship, but apparently he secretly hated me all these years for mom cheating, and decided to embarrass me in front of our family, half of whom it turns out I’m not related to. FML
Today, I got ancestry DNA tests for my parents and myself. The DNA testing company informed me that I'm a 50% match for my mother but I share no DNA with my father. Apparently, both my parents forgot that they used a sperm donor. This insignificant detail has slipped their minds for 35 years. FML
Today, my husband and I did artificial insemination. At the hospital, they mixed up the sperm and didn't realize until it was too late. I'm now pregnant with a stranger's baby. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
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Top comments
Mathalamus 25
That's unfortunate, but you shouldn't divorce him over that. More than likely, nothing bad will happen.
Razell 13
Does your family have any known recessive genetic diseases? If not, don't worry about the kid. Have you told your husband yet?
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Comments (19)
Mathalamus 25
That's unfortunate, but you shouldn't divorce him over that. More than likely, nothing bad will happen.
Razell 13
Does your family have any known recessive genetic diseases? If not, don't worry about the kid. Have you told your husband yet?
Ksweety_fml 27
damn, that's ****** up......
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
it deffo is
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
the kid will be known as an incest freak like me
rnroy1995 12
Same except my parents knew what they were doing
PryderPlayer017 5
....wait what??
pins91 27
Out of the literal MILLIONS of sperm in a sperm bank, your mum just HAPPENED to pick your dads who had a kid to another chick who happened to be the man of your dreams? I feel like this is a fake post...
hkatz 9
or theyre soulmates
roryab 8
sackmates maybe no soul mates lol
mfranks19891989 10
I would go to the dr straight away a make sure, you and your husband being half siblings isn’t going to cause your baby any health issues. Then either have the baby or have an abortion.
icecreamisrad 13
Aww don’t feel weird. No one has to know
Charlie Given 28
This also means that you both probably have other siblings that you don't know about.
tipsyone 22
I’m not buying this. OP is clearly lying. Either she’s lying the whole thing or she’s making stuff up about sperm bank
at0micmin3r 23
You know this as an objective fact how?
EmDizzle2007 28
this provides a good question... is this morally questionable if neither you or your other family had any way of knowing this could happen??