Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to my first ultrasound appointment. The daughter I was hoping for is actually going to be boy triplets. FML
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Family man
Today, I found out that yet again I'm having twins. Sounds great and all, but the only problem is that my mother-in-law is the one pregnant. Oh boy, I'm fucked! FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Today, my mum found out she's pregnant. I would be happy for her, if she knew who the father was. FML
Build your own
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
Classic grandma
Today, I announced my fourth pregnancy, this time with twins. I heard my mother mutter, “Finally two kids from the same dad.” FML
Today, mom was so upset when she found out that she is having another granddaughter that she wants us to pay her back for the little boy clothes that she bought before the sex of the baby was known. FML
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Greycatsister 12
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves?
Talis99 26
God help any of your boyfriends. :)
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Greycatsister 12
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves?
mike3775 39
<p>Sounds like my house, where my daughter is the only girl and has 9 brothers. </p>
GlennGuagmire 20
That makes u a special girl at home.
RichardPencil 32
Congrats, you kept your uniqueness! Face it, if it was a girl, all the attention will go to the New Girl and you'd be old news.
Talis99 26
God help any of your boyfriends. :)
Jared900DUmpling 30
I don't know if anyone else is noticing, but your gender is showing as male, making this FML even more strange.
Youre_A_Pussy 19
^ what I was thinking
Miss_080 21
<p>Why is she continuing to have babies?! Is the world not overpopulated enough?? And 7 kids is more than enough I'd say. </p> <p>I sure hope your family is not one of those that has kids to collect benefits/social grants. </p>
MamaChey 24
To #8 & #12: Why is it any of your business how many children OP's Mother has?
PJSandWitch 3
Kind of none of business, right?
Scorpio1691 29
I was having the same thought about 7 children.
jostalynn 0
you're super close minded and I feel bad for your children. some people just like kids. gtfo it.
Chanice Kay Edmonds 2
<p>Just sad because majority of the world's problems is due to overpopulation. Yes, many people like kids. But personal sacrafice is necessary for a benificial world</p>
BulgyCashew33 16
Well it's technically your Dad's fault so blame him
iverson17 0
#9 Oh yeah, I forgot that section of biology class where they tell us how the father chooses the sex of the offspring.
ThatSGirl 2
Technically the male does decide because you get the X from your mom and then from your dad you're either gonna get an X or a Y. Also apparently male sperm swim faster (or so I've read). So no, it may not be a conscious decision on the males part but bodily the male decides.
tractordave 10
apparently you are the one that didn't pay attention in biology class
izzajaneful 24
Choose, no, but it is the dna of the sperm that is responsible for the sex of the child.
InnocenceBlue 38
You always get an X chromosome from your mother, technically no, the father doesn't get to choose but it is down to his little swimmers as to what gender th baby is.
Bob31_fml 4
<p>Or you missed the chapter where they explain all about sex chromosomes.</p>
Steffi 26
<p>Despite men carrying the 2 different choromones in their sperm, women's bodies have more control over the sex because if they have a harash vaginal enviroment, slower/stronger sperms are more likely to survive (aka female sperms), but if she has a gentle vaginal envirmoment, faster/weaker sperms (aka male sperms) are more likely to reach the egg first.</p>
izzajaneful 24
Yeah, but no matter the climate in the woman, it can't make a Y chromosome.
catlady4eva 9
Takes two to tango
shadypalmtree 20
Don't know why this is being thumbed down. Biologically, only a male can give a Y chromosome, so technically, it's the dad's fault for the baby being a boy.
JaCoby Smith 2
<p>You're one of a kind. Embrace it </p>
Thor1012 28
don't think it's any of your business