yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Roasted Marshmallows
A sand castle
Today, I took a DNA test and it turns out that the person who I thought was my dad is not my actual dad and my real dad is his best friend. FML
Anonymous
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Anonymous
Love thy neighbour
Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML
snow
Australia
Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML
jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
charlieg9
East Meadow, United States
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Anonymous
Boulder, United States
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Top comments
Lennes 12
They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Thundering_Jibbs 13
The premise of this FML would make a great sitcom! Young woman living next to her zany neighbor, who just happens to be her biological father! NBC will be all over that shit.
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Lennes 12
They say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Peeves_fml 17
Son of a banshee, you beat me to it. I'll try to be faster next time.
packrat 26
Yup. Especially if the tree is alongside the fence between their yards...
Ilovevortexklown 5
...i can't...
strapper88 6
You can't what? You can't breathe? That's the only reason I can see as to why this comment ended so suddenly ;) FYL OP there's several family members I wish I didn't know.
audreyfml1994 15
You can't...write a decent comment?
Sinistra_Blue 12
#3, ....then don't.
Feedmyaddiction5 14
Hopefully it doesn't run in the family.
lickastick 27
What's wrong with being weird?
Pesticides 19
weirdness adds to excitement of life!
brittyboo123 35
Ever think maybe he was acting weird because he wanted to get to know his kid better but didn't know how to since she didn't know he was her biological father?
BlissfulLiss 18
Now that you know this, you can take it as an opportunity to get to know him. Maybe once you do, he won't seem so weird.
Thundering_Jibbs 13
The premise of this FML would make a great sitcom! Young woman living next to her zany neighbor, who just happens to be her biological father! NBC will be all over that shit.
Lennes 12
I would totally watch that!
buckdharma 38
#6- Mr. Codgers' neighborhood. Would you be mine? Could you be mine?
devilkazama 9
Sorry star wars already covered that :P
kurodansei 16
Longest Family Reunion Ever.
football98_fml 20
or that ur biological father is the wierd guy that lives next door
stevothedevo 25
Struck in head with 'football98' times
PulseShock 9
Well on the bright side if you find 3 more estranged family members you could be on family feud!
Peeves_fml 17
Well you know what they say, ”Like father, like son.” Maybe you should rethink calling him weird.
Cazz91 21
How did you manage to find that out OP? More importantly, why was he being all "creepy"?