Anonymous
Alingsås, Sweden
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Family coincidence
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Derek
Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Roasted Marshmallows
A sand castle
Today, I took a DNA test and it turns out that the person who I thought was my dad is not my actual dad and my real dad is his best friend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Science, bitch!
Today, one of my twin sons found out he's going to be a dad. His little sister who loves science ended up telling him that, since he has a twin who is genetically identical, he's genetically the baby's dad too. My son, being a bit dim, took this to mean his brother slept with his wife and hit him. FML
Ben
United States
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
blacksheep
Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML
Anonymous
Enderby, Canada
Copycat
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
candie
United States
Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
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Pandacupcakelove 26
That is all kinds of ****** up.. And that poor kid will have to live with that :/
Mowmee 14
That's screwed up! Hopefully it doesn't affect your relationship with your son!
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Comments (161)
species4872 20
My aren't we all so judgemental. The wife/gf may have been with the father before OP, who knows. More information is required.
Gaernem 17
So.. Your step-mom cheated on your dad with you? I'm not serious, but I would like further details.
Unenunciable 14
I guess the real question is, do you love your "son"? From how I understood your post, you think your wife cheated on you. *Personally*, I would be for confronting her with this information, as well as divorce, but of course that's not my business. What I find more important: It seems your father is a terrible father. Would he be there for your "son" and do you even want him to? It's not the child's fault. I think going with your heart is the best choice here. If you love him and are there for him, YOU WILL BE his father.
robbiemad 7
Did you sleep with your father? Or did your wife sleep with your father?
RottenBroccoli 6
How can people actually click the 'You deserve it' button? Dude, I'm sorry. Fyl
PrincessMudkip 11
Omg I thought this was posted by a female and was so completely freaked out.
nicolai44 12
Trying to find a bright side... I guess that's better than realizing later that your half-brother is also your son..?
AlphaRedneck89 4
advice, keep your legs closed when your daddy is around!
dragoongirl90 34
Ew Ew Ew Ew!
wolfm00ngoddess 9
What