Anonymous
Alingsås, Sweden
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Family coincidence
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Derek
Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Roasted Marshmallows
A sand castle
Today, I took a DNA test and it turns out that the person who I thought was my dad is not my actual dad and my real dad is his best friend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Science, bitch!
Today, one of my twin sons found out he's going to be a dad. His little sister who loves science ended up telling him that, since he has a twin who is genetically identical, he's genetically the baby's dad too. My son, being a bit dim, took this to mean his brother slept with his wife and hit him. FML
Ben
United States
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
blacksheep
Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML
Anonymous
Enderby, Canada
Copycat
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
candie
United States
Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
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Pandacupcakelove 26
That is all kinds of ****** up.. And that poor kid will have to live with that :/
Mowmee 14
That's screwed up! Hopefully it doesn't affect your relationship with your son!
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Comments (161)
Firyali 16
Am I the only one who noticed that OP selected female as their gender? All kinds of messed up.
DonaldReagan69 2
Take your son and mom. Leave your wife and file divorce papers (hopefully you get custody). Find a new women. Never talk to your dad again.
llama612 27
Why would he take a kid that isn't his? Not his kid not his problem. He obviously didn't think the kid was his since he had a paternity test done and already suspected that the kid was actually his fathers. Seems pretty logical to then assume that he was only using the term son as that is what his gf or wife was trying to convince him of. Seriously way to many comments here making it sound like this guy should care about and take this kid that isn't his. Now I am willing to change that if OP adds more to this saying how he had been raising this kid for years or something but I have a feeling this is a recent pregnancy and he was suspecting it during the pregnancy.
wrongmove 11
On the bright side, he's not your son and your half brother. On a more serious note I have to say that your father is taking being a shit to his children to an entirely new level. The poor child's mother isn't much a of a human being either. OP I wish you a better life in the future.
Besawer 8
WTF
biopilot17 9
Leave that woman never speak to your dad and make his public ... Personally I'd ease the kid into his new role as brother but to be honest I don't think I'd even want anything to do with him either... Not because of him per say but the idea of how he came to be would just piss me off to much
momo87 8
thats f*cked up. . .sorry op
incoherentrmblr 22
"My mother's my sister." - pedestrian in GTA3.
Cenobyte 10
"Father of the Year" award goes to... OP's dad. Sorry OP, that sucks!
Draxomaximus 10
I don't understand any of this... how do you unknowingly raise your brother as your son?
llama612 27
First off nothing in the FML says he raised the kid. Second it's not that hard to figure out if you actually think about it a little.
SirVoldemort 17
Beklagar att du har en sådan usel pappa, och usel flickvän/fru. Vi behöver en uppdatering på detta.