Anonymous
Alingsås, Sweden
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Family coincidence
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Derek
Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Roasted Marshmallows
A sand castle
Today, I took a DNA test and it turns out that the person who I thought was my dad is not my actual dad and my real dad is his best friend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Science, bitch!
Today, one of my twin sons found out he's going to be a dad. His little sister who loves science ended up telling him that, since he has a twin who is genetically identical, he's genetically the baby's dad too. My son, being a bit dim, took this to mean his brother slept with his wife and hit him. FML
Ben
United States
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
blacksheep
Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML
Anonymous
Enderby, Canada
Copycat
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
candie
United States
Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
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Pandacupcakelove 26
That is all kinds of ****** up.. And that poor kid will have to live with that :/
Mowmee 14
That's screwed up! Hopefully it doesn't affect your relationship with your son!
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Comments (161)
ViviMage 40
At least he isn't your nephew! Wait... Isn't the Y chromosome passed from father to son unchanged?
lilithfury 23
Your wife slept with your father? Or are you the woman, and your father raped you?
pandalover69 26
The little circle with the arrow pointing up right by the name means OP is male.
llama612 27
Jesus ******* Christ wtf. Think before you comment next time this is just stupid.
praisejeebus 6
This is a good question
militarybrat 21
Why would a woman need a paternity to prove she is the mother?
jbuckets_404 39
She wouldn't, but her bf/ husband needs the test to determine whether or not he's the father.
HeartYou101 31
Some babies are accidentally switched in hospitals and parents ending up bringing them home. It's rare and has happened (they reckon every maternity hospital has done it at least once) and literally no-one knows any different - Maybe until the child looks like neither parent or any other family member and a paternity test like this is done (usually because it's assumed the mother has cheated).
kingdomgirl94 29
Oh no, OC's dad is actually the mother?! What are the odds?!
chessdude 8
wife slept with father
Comrox 19
42 - Just saying, not everyone is able to see the gender of the OP. I for one am not. If you read through FMLs quickly, you might not get it right away.
dizzyspanks 7
There is no gender showing on mobile. So thats probably why she said that. Think before you decide to be an asshat
KingLewisII 34
on mobile it shows a person in pants for men and dress for women
TheBiggerBoot 7
Wow, I'm sorry OP! I don't think I've ever read a more FYL in my life.
MrEpicSqueaky101 18
Oh dear. At first I read it from the view of the mother and was really confused then realized it was a guy. That really sucks. Best thing you can do is start to cut both of them out of your life.
EvilLittleMan 23
This is all kinds of WTF.
coolvictori 22
BRUH Wat this needs a follow up
sarahvago 9
Oh no
Charmaeleine 7
How does that even happen???
bobsanction 18
Well that's entirely ****** up.
KJ6 21
I assume your dad is the culprit. Ick. FYL for sure.