Anonymous
Alingsås, Sweden
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Family coincidence
Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML
Derek
Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
BREAKING NEWS
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Roasted Marshmallows
A sand castle
Today, I took a DNA test and it turns out that the person who I thought was my dad is not my actual dad and my real dad is his best friend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Science, bitch!
Today, one of my twin sons found out he's going to be a dad. His little sister who loves science ended up telling him that, since he has a twin who is genetically identical, he's genetically the baby's dad too. My son, being a bit dim, took this to mean his brother slept with his wife and hit him. FML
Ben
United States
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
yayme.
Bismarck, United States
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
blacksheep
Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML
Anonymous
Enderby, Canada
Copycat
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
candie
United States
Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
Top comments
Pandacupcakelove 26
That is all kinds of ****** up.. And that poor kid will have to live with that :/
Mowmee 14
That's screwed up! Hopefully it doesn't affect your relationship with your son!
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Comments (161)
mmmwatchasay 2
Oh God I really feel for you! Hoppas verkligen allt löser sig för dig!
MrAsquared100 14
How does anyone "deserve" this?! -_-
harpermurphy 5
Eww
readingrachel 9
If you get amnesia; your life will be a soap opera
RosaMaravillosa 10
dear op, I'm very sorry something this horrible happened to you. I wish you all the best and hope you find a way to deal with situation.
ifuckuprandomly 28
Is this the plot to Wrong Turn 7?
loofde 12
Is it me or is this the exact plot of the movie passionfruit?
llama612 27
Jesus wtf is with all the rape comments. OP obviously knew something was up for him to even consider that his son isn't his. More than likely he knew his gf or wife had slept with his dad and when she was pregnant and had the kid he had a paternity test to make sure the kid wasn't his. You don't just be like "hmm this kid looks like my dad that must mean my dad ****** my girlfriend and got her pregnant." For OP to get a paternity test and to word it like he did he obviously knew what was going on. Jesus some people in this comment section are really freaking twisted.
HugoMew 10
This is the second post I've found from a fellow swede, and its brutal
pheizer01 10
I know it sounds ****** up, but op, we need to know more