Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
How could you?
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Late reaction
Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
My eyes! My eyes!
Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML
Play it cool
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
So frustraaaatiiiiiing
Today, after my husband told me he doesn't enjoy having sex unless he initiates it, my mother-in-law barged into my bedroom only to find me pleasing myself. FML
Top comments
4toestatue 7
haha it reminds me of a porno movie plot... "what you got there? mmm so big let me touch it, it will be our little secret"
upintheorange 5
yep, those knobs are always hard.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (123)
teacher411 0
She should learn to knock.
toeknee33 0
maybe you guys just ********** a lot... but then again who doesn't ******* **********??
galtybum 0
nice ;-/
hockey62 0
Did she stroke you after or did she give you a blowy
oped01 8
You didn't see her coming. Did she see you cumming?
stormin972 0
Lol. You couldn't wait til she left?
shs22basketball 0
nightmare
hahafmlyo 0
why again were you masturbating if you have a fiancé??
mystgirl174 0
What kind of person walks into someones house without knocking or ringing a doorbell? The mother in law should apologize for not having manners. Tool.
JP101 0
Pssh, you should have said "Wanna join in?" Family Affair! You missed a prime porno scene right there. But on a different note, YDI for hyphenating "Soon to be" and not "Mother-in-law." lol. But the biggest question is...why were you masturbating in the house with her there? And if that's not the case, why does she have a key and what gives her a right to walk in random rooms? So yeah, if she walked in and you were in the living room spanking your monkey...completely YDI.
devingragg 0
damn that sucks