Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
How could you?
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Late reaction
Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
My eyes! My eyes!
Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML
Play it cool
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
So frustraaaatiiiiiing
Today, after my husband told me he doesn't enjoy having sex unless he initiates it, my mother-in-law barged into my bedroom only to find me pleasing myself. FML
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4toestatue 7
haha it reminds me of a porno movie plot... "what you got there? mmm so big let me touch it, it will be our little secret"
upintheorange 5
yep, those knobs are always hard.
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Comments (123)
jmarlaz12 0
I saw this one already
babygurl91695 2
it is a girl it says it at the top
agreedtodisagree 4
So, what the ****?
lmao_at_ur_life 8
that sucks but not as much as of it was her house and she should be happy that you are waiting till marriage
sharond23 10
does no one ever lock their doors?
shannon2348 14
Seriously. Does no one know how to lock a door? ydi
shannon2348 14
Seriously people. Does no one know how to lock a door and put on the chain?