Isabell
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
How could you?
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
fuck
Airdrie, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Late reaction
Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
ikungfuyou
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Anonymous
Fort Lauderdale, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Cynical
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Audrey
🌶️ Spicy
My eyes! My eyes!
Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML
Fraser
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Play it cool
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Anonymous
Tanzania 🌶️ Spicy
So frustraaaatiiiiiing
Today, after my husband told me he doesn't enjoy having sex unless he initiates it, my mother-in-law barged into my bedroom only to find me pleasing myself. FML
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4toestatue 7
haha it reminds me of a porno movie plot... "what you got there? mmm so big let me touch it, it will be our little secret"
upintheorange 5
yep, those knobs are always hard.
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Comments (123)
fml9585 0
18th!!! and lol watd she say?
Trent14 0
she joined her and they had hot lesbian sex
jonny2x4 0
To clear things up here, the OP is a woman. What I want to know is if an apparatus was involved or not. Wish I was there. Now THAT'S hot!!!!
IDigSmartLadies 0
You need to put an end to this shit NOW! Stopping by and coming in without calling, knocking, or otherwise providing notice? OH HELL NO!
terlolnator 0
did you hear a "clit" sound when the door opened?
DancingDick 0
Come on people. dont you all know the door lock/************ glitch? no matter how many times you lock the door, each time you start masterbating the doors become unlocked. (hint: if you wanna break in somewhere, drop your drawer and ********** away, it'll unlock the doors)
perdix 31
Who cares about the "in my own house" part? You could have said "at the North Pole, with Santa, Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster and fairies and elves watching" and we'd still be focused on your self-massaged pussy and orgasmic cries and the possibility of squirting.
sterl13 0
eww perdix your nasty
sterl13 0
eww perdix your nasty
sourgirl101 29
You should tell your in-law that her son might have given you crabs and you were just scratching.
perdix 31
When I'm wondering about how many fingers she was putting up there and the glistening, pouty lips, my curiosity about the mother-in-law's whereabouts is minimal. I hope the OP was quick enough to say, "I was just thinking about your son," so she didn't have to admit that she was having erotic fantasies about some snarky FML commenter ;)
sterl13 0
oh my god I'm in love
CMarie_fml 4
yes
The_DOOD 0
Set the lock, when you're jackin' the ****. You fool. Did she assist with the happy ending? Tit for tat, did she at least show you her pastrami, I mean she got to see the kielbasa you're feeding to her daughter?
firecopy 6
unless the op has a **** I can't see this. after all the op is a woman.
The_DOOD 0
she's a hermaphrodite.
Kockdiesel 0
did she give you any pointers
Craw25 0
what is she doing just busting in your house for?
jillz 0
Maybe next time she just strolls into your place, she'll find you making love to your husband, flavored oils, handcuffs etc all around you both. Lol. Guess you better be ready for company 24/7 from here on out.