Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
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Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Why is your mom bringing guests into your bedroom?
Iamthebanzai22 21
Hopefully that will teach her to respect your privacy
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Comments (11)
RichardPencil 32
Why is your mom bringing guests into your bedroom?
BrotherPhil 35
Would your name be Janie Briggs, by any chance?
XUDT72 24
Now that's what I call a sticky situation
Iamthebanzai22 21
Hopefully that will teach her to respect your privacy
Veronica Rambo 9
well what happened afterwards?
Mungolikecandy 19
Why would you bash the bishop when there are guests in the house.
julfunky 29
That’s what I was wondering. Maybe they were there too long and he thought “**** it.”
ImpKit 7
They weren't the OP's guests and they weren't expected, generally speaking, to interact with the guests. So, hid in what they presumed was their private space, started to take advantage of that, and learned, to their dismay, that mother 'dearest' has a boundaries problem.
mekiswrite 21
Did you finish?
Nhayaa 21
Well, does no one know how to knock anymore?
alycion 39
Lock the door or take a shower if you have no real privacy in your room.