Isabell
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
GoldenTornado11
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
How could you?
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
fuck
Airdrie, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Late reaction
Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
ikungfuyou
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Anonymous
Fort Lauderdale, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Cynical
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Audrey
🌶️ Spicy
My eyes! My eyes!
Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML
Fraser
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Play it cool
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Anonymous
Tanzania 🌶️ Spicy
So frustraaaatiiiiiing
Today, after my husband told me he doesn't enjoy having sex unless he initiates it, my mother-in-law barged into my bedroom only to find me pleasing myself. FML
Top comments
4toestatue 7
haha it reminds me of a porno movie plot... "what you got there? mmm so big let me touch it, it will be our little secret"
upintheorange 5
yep, those knobs are always hard.
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Comments (123)
11wanda11 6
nothing wrong with being entertained by a man, nothing wrong with entertaining your self either...Mmmm
Squander 3
OP IS A GIRL. Nobody knows this?
latesharocks865 0
I bet the had sex
revcanon 0
ok. if you are old enough to get married then you are old enough to know not to spank when other people are in yhe house. especially you mother in law.
o0XMzMayX0o 0
really u didn't hear her come in? wat were you watching?!?! lol
lecamshow 0
I CANT STOP CUMMING
mike427 0
way to go loser. that coulda been a letter to penthouse but instead u made a post on fml.
bulll_crap 0
wait are u a girl?!?!
scarsnstars45 0
f*** the soon to be mother in law's life. she's the one that apparently needs to learn how to knock at the door until welcomed in, and by the way OP, didn't it occur to you to at least lock the bedroom door?
jayemdoubleyou 1
Lock the door.