Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
How could you?
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Late reaction
Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
My eyes! My eyes!
Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML
Play it cool
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
So frustraaaatiiiiiing
Today, after my husband told me he doesn't enjoy having sex unless he initiates it, my mother-in-law barged into my bedroom only to find me pleasing myself. FML
Top comments
4toestatue 7
haha it reminds me of a porno movie plot... "what you got there? mmm so big let me touch it, it will be our little secret"
upintheorange 5
yep, those knobs are always hard.
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Comments (123)
heartagram_in_ro 0
that's what you get for bating...
samantha_durano 6
perdix, that's a little too much detail. lol.
MecoTheGreat 0
I wouldve been like im warming this thang up for your daughter
DubbleSlice 3
your all idiots who cant read. the OP is a woman!!
lovin_darkness 0
lol 25 owns!
PyrOVAflow 0
should have called ur man and told him to come
piercebuddy 0
u should have asked her to help or join you and than you'd have some fun!!
HeXr 22
YDI lock it next time
bren4u 0
You were your own house anything goes right!
dabears4life 0
yup op is a girl... why can't I walk in on a girl masturbating...