Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML
Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML
Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML
Today, I went to move my girlfriend's car. I failed to notice that the snow packed under the front bumper was actually ice. After a bit of struggle, I managed to move the car. The bumper, however, is now a separate entity. FML
Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML
Today, my city got almost a foot of snow. When I went out to my car, it was covered in snow with a layer of ice underneath. I went to open the trunk to get the window scraper, when the snow that had collected on the top of my back window slid into my trunk. My laptop was the recipient of most of the snow. FML
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iEmily 0
Just clean the snow out and do something to her car. Your life isn't ******.
mpclaw 3
I would rather have two feet of snow in my car rather than her!
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Comments (95)
randomdude1234 0
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I'm gonna say YDI. If she's psycho enough to do that then she's probably done psycho stuff before. So you should have prepared for your break-up better. You sir, fail!
expen_dable 0
Wow, talk about seeing the world in black and white...
ladiesman14 0
ydi
ButtNekked 0
Cut her brake line, that will fix that bitch.
KurouTenshi 0
@ #38 HAHAHA xD This, FTW.
ilikepie789 0
y didnt u roll the windows back up
Neall_fml 0
melted snow is water??
iEmily 0
Just clean the snow out and do something to her car. Your life isn't ******.
unplugged_fml 0
two feet of snow is a lot. plus the seats will take a while to dry. and all that moisture could seep down cause corrosion and wiring problems. she's officially a bitch.
nazooer 11
2 feet of snow is about 3 inches of rain..
npk88 0
yes...in an open area ...in a small space such as a car...2 feet of snow melted down would be more than 3 inches. And three inches of water in your car is still really bad for it!
nadsm 0
Hopefully you didn't have any important papers or electronics in there. Besides that, it's just water... No big deal.
toeknee33 0
this isn't really a fml situation. it'll be over in like a couple of days. stop whining
ash92_fml 0
well what is an fml situation? a car full of snow is pretty fml i think. what do you have to have cancer to say 'fml'? chillll!
hope20 0
#22 is right
watyawant 0
serves u right
Trent14 0
why did the OP deserve that!?!?
wordgirl 0
Wow. I definitely don't think YDI, but dang, your girlfriend WINS.
startafire 0
Haha, your girlfriend is awesome. Wish I could've done that to my ex.
bkullas 0
ur psycho
CleanSheets 0
agreed #21
Montacita 0
Agreed. This is hilarious. i'd like to try this on someone at work.
Malinkrot 3
All the people saying "YDI" are probably bratty little girls like you who listen to too much crappy "country" music about psycho women getting revenge on their ex's by destroying their stuff.
happypapp12 0
Lucky it's only in the backseat
mpclaw 3
I would rather have two feet of snow in my car rather than her!
cookies_for_you 0
Why didn't you just go and shut your windows? Seriously. YDI.
newsgit 0
because he didn't know. FYL. People may pull the "you shoulda known she'd do this" card, but that never makes it YDI. BTW, does she still have your car keys?