So frustraaaatiiiiiing

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

Not now, mother!

Today, after nearly two months of no sex, I got cockblocked by an unexpected visit by my mother. FML

Knock next time please

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

Pragmatic

Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

Knock first!

Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML