Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my mum. She kept asking me questions throughout the entire film, and not necessarily about the movie. I lost my cool when she asked me a bit too loudly for comfort if I regretted being dumped my ex. FML
Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML
Today, I decided to be the "cool aunt" and take my nephew to a horror movie. I ended up being so scared, I burst into tears. Nothing says "cool" like having an 11-year-old walk a sobbing, grown woman from a theatre. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
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Phlecks 0
Hey, **** all of you who won't admit to crying during a disney movie. Air Bud. Right here. If you didn't cry during Air Bud then your soul is a black pile of ash and evil.
jm88 0
What's it like to be put in place by a little girl?
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jm88 0
What's it like to be put in place by a little girl?
SierraVanilla 0
awe, man with feelings. so cute! (; nice FML(;
NoWayLady 13
tell her that ur grandma died a year ago and u just thought of it
mnbbv 0
Wow what a b1+ch. I agree with 386 except tell her u were hired by her father to tell her her gramma had died
mnbbv 0
vdj
htownlove 0
ugh that movie sucked!
bonicr 0
Wow, what were you whimpering or sobbing OP? The least you can do is stfu while you tear up.
EddieYoung1991 0
lol that's not nice for him!
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
It's ok OP tell her to mind her Ps and Qs
livgasms 4
the start of up is so sad :( and little bits throughout I cried watching it lol
im_vale 0
hahahahaha xD
Isabella123 0
Girls like sensitive guys. So Yea I think crying during movies is no big deal. Besides I cried during HSM3. Whether it was cause of torture or that i actually felt sad though is debatable.
andrewFML 0
hsm3?
wowthatshorrible_fml 0
dude ur like buckethead but with a warped face please put the mask back on
yankfan89 27
396-I think she is talking about High School Musical 3.
ChasinParkedCars 0
was her 6'7" 300lb mother sitting next to her?
DuxHuntin 0
Haha! You pussy!
Dukedj 0
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Haha. Agree with #5. Who the **** cries at a Disney movie? That little girl has more sack than you lol.
xNephilim 19
Did you ever see the movie? I don't think so. Because it's really sad!
__U__S__E__R__ 7
I'm pretty sure you have no soul.
corky1992 33
Disney movies have a lot of sad moments. I'm still not over the fact that they killed Mufasa lol.
Phlecks 0
Hey, **** all of you who won't admit to crying during a disney movie. Air Bud. Right here. If you didn't cry during Air Bud then your soul is a black pile of ash and evil.
Alicia_Raven7 0
i agree.
SarahBearXoX 0
I totally agree haha I'm a pussy I cried in the little mermaid . and op that's when ask if she can lend you another pair of balls
music12 4
Dude, I'm 11 and I didn't cry during airbuds. That movie kinda sucked. And the 50 others that followed.
hilda_kitty 16
Exactly. That movie made me cry like a little girl over a dead puppy. Up did too. The love scene between the old guy and his wife.... You just can't not cry!
krispybacon4321 23
And if you didn't cry when Mufasa died in the Lion King, you have no heart. I cry every time.
DarkusOmegaX 14
Welp, looks like I have a black pile of ash for a soul.
Ilovelife07 0
Hey, Disney movies are sad, just be glad it wasn't the Fox and the Hound, that movie is so damn sad
adub5586 0
Hahaha. I agree with #5. You big pussy!!!!
jm88 0
Obviously #5 and #6 have not seen Lion King because I specifically remember tearing up watching it the first time. Granted, I was like 12 years old.. but that movie is a tear jerker.
ThursdayA 3
I love the Lion King