scarsnstars45

San Jose, United States of We're All Screwed 46 years-old

Anonymous 15 November 2009, 15:45 United States

Gushing

Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML

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Anonymous 22 November 2009, 04:12 United States

Make it stop!

Today, I got diagnosed with stomach ulcers. They are very painful, and I have been throwing up blood. On my latest trip to the toilet, I was heaving and the pain was making me beat the floor with my fist, the toilet lid decided to come crashing down on my head, giving me a minor concussion. FML

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