Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
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Top comments
little_lyn 0
well cut HER hair after the break is over
perdix 31
At least now you will know to stand firm when she begs you to let her shave your junk.
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Comments (74)
xshowmethehueix 0
don't let a woman cut your hair.
LightningLadyy 0
I love your picture, #2. Awesome EP.
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
better yet he shouldn't let the dumb bitc* anywhere near him
Bees_fml 0
But who said the quotation? The OP or the gf?
semchuk 6
I get mine cut by lucy at lucys hair salon! noone ever did it better then her. she's been my haircutter for a year already. and he da boss
Jakey_wils 0
guys never let a chick cut your hair they almost always mess up
Acousticpixie14 6
Hey now. I've been cutting hair since I was 12. Provided, I never cut anyone else's but my own until I was 16, I still have been cutting hair for a while without any training. All it takes is some common sense and a basic knowledge of geometry and physics. Now, I'm getting licensed, sure, but not all women suck at cutting hair. OP, you should have had some proof of her abilities before you let her touch your hair. At least you're a guy, so your hair is probably relatively short and should be back to normal soon. I'm still debating whether this is an FML or a YDI...it's in the middle for me...
felipe87 2
it's just a hair cut, your a guy so you can shave your head. you took the risk knowing she was not a pro. now she will probably have a one night stand during the break and BAM you will get herpes.
Nitrogenica 6
"and a basic knowledge of Geometry and physics." When exactly did maths and science become prerequisites for hairdressing? Any idiot can be a hairdresser. If OP's girlfriend messed it up, then unless she has some kind of malfunction, it was either deliberate or a physical mistake (like a hand twitch or errant flick of the hand) made at the wrong time.
pwincessa23 1
It's BASIC knowledge!! did you think that by BASIC knowledge they meant they had to practically be a rocket scientist? You are a complete idiot.
MonkeyMan03 0
28- no you are the complete idiot! read things right!
pwincessa23 1
I did dumbass
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
20, your response was ridiculous. Thank you for giving me something to lmao to. "geometry and physics" hmmm...either your haircuts are fascinating or your screwing hair up trying to incorporate soh-cah-toa
Kenetic 0
Way to make an ass of yourself pwincess. You obviously did NOT read it right. He was replying to another poster who said that it "takes basic knowledge of physics and geometry" and then he went on to say that it takes no skill to cut hair. Learn reading comprehension before you degrade your existence more.
emmanizzer 6
uh nope. i'm pretty sure he was replying to her. don't worry 20, i understand what you mean. OP sounds to me like an excuse to get with another guy. really? on a break until your hair grows back? right.
customparachute 0
#20, i dont mind women cutting my hair, just as long as i know their actualy certified. its almost like wanting a certified doctor when you have an emergency, but not quite so important haha
little_lyn 0
well cut HER hair after the break is over
Xythenol 6
Haha agreed.
devilskiss 0
I love your picture!
little_lyn 0
thanks =} it's makeup
perdix 31
At least now you will know to stand firm when she begs you to let her shave your junk.
lol_ironic_life 9
After getting his bad hair cut from her...I doubt he will be standing firm while thinking about a razor blade near that sensitive area! O_O
sweet_candy_ 17
why would you do that op?
perdix 31
Because when girls beg guys for things, we usually cave. We think it will get us sex. Kinda backfired in this case, I guess, but then again, this strategy has a pretty high failure rate.
unidentified_sta 5
Or I guess you just get tired of being nagged.
sammy92 0
haha Ur always so funny
sweet_candy_ 17
lol that makes sense :)
tokintot07 0
so who's idea is the break?
mrahhhhh 21
This gives you an excuse to shave your head. Good for you, must people don't get such a good one to use against jackasses making fun of you. And the next best excuse involves lice, so good for you! :) Unless you spent years growing out your hair (say, to Marty Friedman status as I planned to do). Then definite FYL.
Anubyte 0
I spent ages growing my hair out, and then my family got lice, it sucked metaphorical balls.
iamthelaw 1
its only fair you cut her hair. hey that rhymes
White_Fury 0
Sounds like an excuse to break up. You are better off without a girl like that OP, if they can't talk about things an express themselves, it is almost impossible to date them. We can't always know everything ladies. But we do our best :)
BritishHobo 0
This. Like she had a reason ('I'm a ***** and want to **** four other men at the same time.') but was too much of a cowardly bitch to own up, so she cut your hair and used that bullshit reason. On that note, my girlfriend keeps telling me she wants to cut my hair. :|
gabsta 3
maybe she planned it just to break up with you