Today, my wife was sitting next to me surrounded by friends and she decided to start looking up the man that she had an affair on Facebook on her phone - all while I am sitting right next to her. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I went onto my fiance's phone because I was seeing if a message was important enough go wake him up for. It wasn't important, but when I unlocked his phone, Facebook was already open with his female best friend's chat. He pretty much admitted to her that he still has feelings and that she's a better mom. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, some woman ran up, hugged me from behind, and called me another dude's name. When she saw my face, she apologised for getting the wrong person, and ran off. Perfectly innocent, right? Nope. My wife is forcing me to sleep in another room until I admit I’m having an affair. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
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Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
You keep her around after she has an affair, what the **** do you think is going to happen?
luna_soulslayer 13
I’m sorry to say but, divorce papers are an option.
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Comments (12)
Dave_Davington 34
You keep her around after she has an affair, what the **** do you think is going to happen?
luna_soulslayer 13
I’m sorry to say but, divorce papers are an option.
Anthony Vaughn 4
I was married to a girl that bad gall like this. She cheated on me and I told her to get out of my house. She called the next week asking for money to pay her car and I told her no. Her response was, “but my boyfriend doesn’t have the money to just throw at me, so I need you to help me pay for it.” I just hung up. I had to deal with that almost daily for three months until the divorce was final.
iChompYa 18
she doesn't respect you, i would just divorce
RichardPencil 32
When someone tries to conceal their affairs from you, they are at least showing you a shred of respect. When they openly carry on, you mean nothing to them — time to move on!
onceuponatime456 16
Does it hurt being so completely devoid of any intelligence, Richard?
onceuponatime456 16
Get rid of the worthless c*nt!
zuckerburg 21
You figured someone who had an affair will all of a sudden stop because you found out about it? Without addressing the reason why they strayed? And then you're surprised that it's still happening? Couples counselling or "winging" it? because if you're not working on your marriage and finding a resolution to end the reason why she does it in the first place, you'll have this situation going on perpetually. So you can divorce her or choose to stay with her with the agreement that you're in an open relationship. Australia has legal brothels, use those if you need sex.
al1808 2
atleast she is not doing it behind your back
GUYMAINE 16
She had an affair and you stayed...... you 100% deserve it
jareda6x 8
Dude get out yeah divorce sucks but getting the clap from your “wife” will be worse