Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're supposed to be leaving for Prague in two days. He's known about the trip for months. It was the anniversary vacation that was going to help our frayed relationship. Now my money is going to a hotel in Prague, but I'm not. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after months of planning and saving for our honeymoon in Italy, my wife and I were turned away at the airport because my passport only has a month until it expires, even though it's only a five-day trip. FML
Today, the day before my wife and I leave for our 1 year anniversary trip, I realized my passport expires in 2014, not 2015. Instead of a week's stay at an all-inclusive resort in the Dominican Republic, we'll be spending three days in Louisville. Three angry days in Louisville. FML
Today, I found out that my husband booked one-way tickets for our family to another country, without any return flights or even a place to stay, or money to navigate anything. We're living with my income, and I’m not sure if I want a divorce or a protective order against him. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML
Today, I found out that my passport expired two days ago, two days before my first vacation abroad. I only found out when the airline employee scanned it at check-in, looked at me with sympathy, and said, "I don't think you're going anywhere today." My friends are currently posting beach photos while I'm filling out passport renewal forms. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML
Today, I was unable to go on my dream vacation because I thought I'd lost my passport. Feeling incredibly stupid, I had no choice but to watch my plane depart without me. Shortly after, my brother handed me passport, saying that since I wasn't going on my trip, I could use my refund to pay for his cat's surgery. My trip was non-refundable. FML
Today, I found out less than three weeks before my wedding that my fiancé will lose his new, great paying job, unless we cancel our nonrefundable honeymoon. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
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ACSjr 0
you should just go
Mesocoollike 8
you should've gone anyway. Screw your stupid piece of shit husband.
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Comments (183)
emilysanerd 0
damn. I'd flip sht at my husband.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
who goes to Prague for a romantic holiday? it's like going Iraq for a peaceful non war torn holiday.
mfmylifesrsly 30
Aw I'm sorry OP :( try to plan something where you are instead! hope it works out :)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
UFO for tacos.(:
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
UFO for tacos.(:
fanoftheDOC 0
So....you got monkey in you? Because only mokeys would flip shit...unless you plan on staying single for the rest of your life....which you probably are already.
gutzz 0
maybe OPs relationship is frayed for a reason....
PissingPeopleOff 0
90 agreed. FYL for marrying a dumbass.
zozohearts 0
O.P just calm down. He might just find it. I think you're over exaggerating a bit.
Anyoniemous 0
To **** with your husband! ditch him and bring a friend.
tjv3 10
go without him. hell I'll go with ya
emsiti 6
i find it funny that if they looked it would be found in like five minutes
F14Shado 0
56 - lame joke. that was drier than the humor in my psychology book.
ACSjr 0
you should just go
mz_booty 0
I agree!!! she should just go or take a friend!! girls weekend!!
jadee000 0
Yeah or find a friend with a passport
yuggi1 11
I triple agree. Their marriage is in sherds anyways, might as well enjoy yourself.
seanders 10
Yeah go by yourself so your husband can **** your sister while you're away.:)
fiju 15
go and have fun without him
ijrnelson 0
agreed
FreebirdIII 1
I agree as well.
dlangel 2
it sounds like this could be a much more relaxing vacation now...
iSwizzle 4
I agreeeee with 36.
BoCo_fml 9
I totally agree!! Let me guess OP, you're relationship is in shambles because of your husband's lack of responsibility.
gutzz 0
I agree too!!! go without him, maybe he'll get mad and move out, sounds like the easiest way to get rid of a deadbeat, then you can find a real man.
Gbleier333 4
I agree! go by yourself! his loss.
selene1_fml 0
yea she should!!
22cute 17
Exactly! Sounds like hubby is pulling some passive-aggressive crap because he wants out. Go & have fun with a friend or you will always look back, once divorced, and wish you did!
Mesocoollike 8
you should've gone anyway. Screw your stupid piece of shit husband.
squiggy37 1
I'm with u. clearly he doesn't want to repair wats damaged. move on. find sone1 who actually cares
Ha1r1nY0S0up 15
bitch who said its yo money xD
Truth_Nazi 0
I see a feminist, can you spot her too?
balazs15_15 8
just go by yourself or take a family member. it's his own fault.
OCDC 9
Oh yeah, that'll definitely help their marriage...
meatbeat 5
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you should Stfu and help him find the passport you whining fool.
IStoleTheCookies 16
yes cause it was totally her fault he wasn't organised and didn't get his passport ready and make sure he knew where it was. If it meant that much to him I'm pretty sure he'd of put the effort in to make sure he was well-prepared and organized. Hmm.
neonoodle 0
agreed. I'm not even married but my girlfriend knows enough not to trust me with things like remembering passports. If I had a big out of country trip planned with her, she would be on my ass about the passport months before the trip. OP doesn't totally deserve it but it's not all on the husband either. Marriage means you work together and that's why her marriage is falling apart.
kylielaura 1
how can you even try and blame her even the slightest bit..it's his passport hence it being his responsibility to take care of it..she's his wife not his mother!
cldean24 4
44 men/boys like you are why marriages fall apart. We can only deal with babying you guys for so long.
gutzz 0
Actually I believe ops husband would be the type of man you are referring to, at least 44 acknowledges what he can't do and he is honest about it. His gf knows, if she doesn't like it, she can leave him. Marriage isn't forced upon women anymore, you always have a choice...
gutzz 0
Actually I believe ops husband would be the type of man you are referring to, at least 44 acknowledges what he can't do and he is honest about it. His gf knows, if she doesn't like it, she can leave him. Marriage isn't forced upon women anymore, you always have a choice...
Snowlight_fml 7
I agree with 44 as well, not everyone is perfect The FML doesn't hint that the husband isn't willing to do his part either Everyone has faults ~ just help him look for his passport. Flipping out won't make the situation any better.
helloletsgo 0
all the better reason to go without him. and bring a friend. don't hang around the house how depressing!
aavatar10 0
Just slip yourself a Jeffrey and stroke the furry wall.
LinTurk 4
haha... I love that movie.
vita987 0
ditto
Mirorbo 27
....and you didn't just go....why?
GimmeSunglasses 0
Go without him, you moron.
EmElle88 9
Agreed!
oblio 0
any chance he planned this on purpose? I would go anyway but I'd be worried about what he's doing while I'm gone.