Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML
Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, my 3 year old daughter's Halloween costume finally got delivered. FML
Today, I walked in on my little brother dressing up like Billie Eilish, his new favorite singer. He tore up some of my favorite clothes to make the outfits. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, I was surfing the web for Halloween costumes, and found one labeled "Extreme Girl Nerd". With the wig, the glasses, and the buck-teeth, it looked exactly like me. FML
Magic is real, OK?
Today, my little sister received a fairy costume from my aunt. She put it on and waved her wand at me. She said, "Abracadabra, bibbity poo. I wish Sydney was pretty." When I did nothing, she put her hands on her hips and said, "Can't you just act pretty?" FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
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elmangy 0
wtf? that's not even all that bad. people dress like squares all the time and it's pretty cute. :P
perdix 31
I could have lent her my slide rule and pocket pencil protector. Nerds rule!
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herehaveabandaid 2
Being a nerd isn't a bad thing. Nerds are where it's at!
Incubuss 0
Everyone likes a nerd. Nerds are hot. They're intelligent, have a great sense of humour, and more often than not have a better understand of the people around them and the world they live in.
Brooklynxman 0
Ummmm.....this is a problem? Im a nerd and dammed proud of it. You're a loser.
V_GEHTS 0
It all depends on how you combine the clothes. It does not necessarily mean you are a nerd.
myballs 0
Nerd power! :D
arielhoee 9
I want to dress up as a nerd. Can I borrow your clothes also? :]
arielhoee 9
Lol Hi. ;P
rockyhorrorshow 0
wooh, your sis is so original.
Ohnothingreally 0
HAHA. Win. Oh, and nerds are awesome. >D
killerjoy 0
Then stop dressing like a nerd, ya nerd!!!
TheLadleQueen 0
I did the same with my sister's clothes, but I was dressed as a drag queen (: (: