apparentnerd
United States
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
meegs
Canada
Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML
halloweenless
United States
Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML
IHateMySister
Kirke-hyllinge, Denmark
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
princess
San Francisco, United States
Today, my 3 year old daughter's Halloween costume finally got delivered. FML
Anonymous
Today, I walked in on my little brother dressing up like Billie Eilish, his new favorite singer. He tore up some of my favorite clothes to make the outfits. FML
vishuzzbabe77
United States
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was surfing the web for Halloween costumes, and found one labeled "Extreme Girl Nerd". With the wig, the glasses, and the buck-teeth, it looked exactly like me. FML
yummolives
United States
Magic is real, OK?
Today, my little sister received a fairy costume from my aunt. She put it on and waved her wand at me. She said, "Abracadabra, bibbity poo. I wish Sydney was pretty." When I did nothing, she put her hands on her hips and said, "Can't you just act pretty?" FML
tawnaciousd
United States
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
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elmangy 0
wtf? that's not even all that bad. people dress like squares all the time and it's pretty cute. :P
perdix 31
I could have lent her my slide rule and pocket pencil protector. Nerds rule!
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thewacker 0
Today, a kid came to my door dressed as a "nerd". . .He got extra candy. Oh, sure, I could have afforded to give them all extra candy (and still have shitloads left over). Don't worry. Soon you'll be able to do the same.
stella2fast 2
lol my friend dresses up as a nerd 4 halloween 2day!!
letthemxeatcake 0
That's not really an FML. A lot of people have at least one article of nerdy clothing. It all depends on how you put the clothes together. BTW, a lot of people this year dressed up as nerds this year.
fatherpunk 1
YDI for being an "apparent nerd?" o.O
fawfulster 11
Dress like a "*****" and use her clothes.
supergamer94 0
I was a nerd for Halloween also.
Xathanos 16
I fail to see the point nerds are cool and besides just b/c you dress like a nerd doesn't necessarily mean your a nerd just pick better clothes, wait nerds are cute ?? I'm a nerd and people look at me weird or stare at me, guess i don't have the look then =( nerds FTW !!
scateice 0
actually nerds arent cool hence the term "nerds" theyre just kinda dont have friends or a life and are really smart. Your not a nerd if you're smart. You are a nerd if you carry pocket protecters around and have no apparent life 8B
Ketsuhime 0
nerds are awesome! (and sometimes even hot) so don't be ashamed ;)
zes1996 0
i had the opposite problem i couldn't find any nerdy clothes