Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML
Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
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myballs 0
At that point, did you vomit again?
CH33RL34D3R 0
THAT's when the shit hits the fan...
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myballs 0
At that point, did you vomit again?
BJ94 0
how could someone deserve something like that...
mac222 0
you do. even more violently then you shit again and repeat the process until the entire system is flushed out. I know I've had it 6 times.
xPedobear 0
yup I had this once and all you do is vomit like every 10 minutes. and you usually wind up having diarrhea while you vomit. 8 hours straight of vomit and poo. the problem is you can't control your bowels when you're vomiting I went through like 8 pairs of boxers
spaerro 8
Take a shower, your life is in no way ******.
Jam33 0
what 1 said i would probably do
by12thenby6 0
damn
604 11
om nom nom nom
CH33RL34D3R 0
THAT's when the shit hits the fan...
allard 14
dayumm at your photo
icall_BS 0
I came.
JimmySullivan 0
Sexy
Aim4thebullseye 4
brb changing pants
toqwert 0
I call bs; I saw, conquered
X3liteXHunterX 12
Lol.
4ddie 0
I would have freaked out if that happened to me.. :P I hope you washed your face after? :l
Bloodknight 22
Eww, that is so disgusting but picturing it made me laugh so hard, FYL!
Luckster 0
Ew....makes me thankful the sink is built right next to the toilet for when this happens. Became a very useful setup when I had food poisoning last year.
diet_otaku 0
i always keep the bathroom trashcan next to the toilet for this reason.
InsanePPG 25
Did anyone else immediately think of the South Park episode, where Kenny's dad had to keep throwing up and going #2 at the same time?
LifeisFMLSnGMHs 0
Yes, that was my first thought as well!... Ya know... after, "ew" of course.
stone_light 0
lol and that's when her nose violently bled
mylifesucksfmlfm 0
YES!!!! Well... After i pissed myself laughing then i thought of the south park episode then pissed myself laughing again!
smartass101 0
you must have been shit faced (ahahaha, I am so funny). I will have to keep this in mind if i get sick. thanks for the heads up and FYL for sure!
rockmum 0
shitfaced,,,,,lol
intensitive 11
Okay, that was just nasty.